May 12

I'M MELTING!Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Robot! I’ve been waiting an eternity for my check. Have the valet bring my car around. It’s the surrey with the fringe on top.
Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.08 out of 10)

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21 Responses to “Highway of Eternity”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    “Why yes, my head is that shape.”

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Another rerun! Must I aim for the ha-ha again?

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The joke’s on him, he was looking for the restroom.

  4. Tag Wizard Says:

    @DSWBT – Sorry. This book is Highway of Eternity. That other book is Highway of ENternity. You may use the same jokes only if they are misspelled.

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @TW: LOL!

    The droid in the background could have been a bit more to the centre. As it is, it looks like Sortinghat is tickling the tea tray.

  6. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “If this cover hasn’t been on GSS before, I’ll eat my hat!”

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    We’ve been down this road before.

    And it was a long road.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “OK, who ordered the Alpo Bourguignon?”

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    The Islamic State-approved version of When Harry Met Sally.

  10. Anna T. Says:

    So, the . . . black-clad wizard? Yeah, that’s a wizard hat, let’s go with that . . . is having a lunch meeting with our hero, who’s brought along his German shepherd. The question is – does the vehicle stolen from an amusement park ride belong to Our Hero or the Black Blob?

  11. Bibliomancer Says:

    Since we seem to be running out of new covers, how about a “Flashback Friday” feature where we all get to mock an old favorite from the archives?

  12. Tat Wood Says:

    We have a droid and a druid. Presumably Mullet-man is called ‘Draid’, ‘Dreid’ or ‘Driid’.

  13. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Tat Wood – A Droid, a Druid and a Dude.

  14. Perry Armstrong Says:

    “Look. You can buy me as many breakfasts as you like, but your son’s still going to Hufflepuff!”

  15. lctwice Says:

    “Consume mass quantities!”

  16. fred Says:

    That’s not Dorothy, Toto, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Tin Man, The Yellow Brick Road or Oz. Just in case anyone was confused.

  17. HappyBookworm Says:

    No need to wear a crazy wizard hat bigger than the Mad Hatter’s. The man with the seeing eye dog across the table can’t see you.

  18. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Check the blurb… yet another morality tale about how awful it would be to be immortal.

    Yeah, sure.

  19. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Just for once, I’d like to see this blurb:
    “They found the secret of immortality — at no cost whatsoever! It was awesome! Wo-hoo!”

  20. RachelJ Says:

    I don’t understand this cover. Does the wizard have a very, very short neck, or is his hat pulled down over his face? And what does that tell us about the future?

  21. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Ok smart guy, how many fingers am I holding up, hah? Bet you can’t tell.
    Oh, wait, neither can I.”

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