The cat is looking in the same direction as the barrel as pointed, making me wonder if he forgot there was a bullet in the chamber just before the accident.
These three don’t look like rebels trying to find the Achilles’ heel of an Evil Empire. They look more like three dudes trying to decide on what toppings to put on their pizza.
The human looks remarkably unmoved by the sight of an improbably red-haired alien woman with the skin tone and physique of a spear of asparagus and an irate anthropomorphic lynx.
If you recall the French covers I sent in that showed up here (and moreso the ones not used) you’d share my view that a ‘Bravo_Monsieur.fr’ would ridicule those examples of bouquins that accidentally used relevant or well-proportioned art on their covers.
Cat person: ‘On the minus side, urinating on it means this gun will never work again. On the plus side, though, it came back positive. Congratulations! I hope it’s a kitten!’
Broccoli punk: ‘YOU SAID YOU WOULD USE PROTECTION! I want to see a ring on this finger NOW!’
This is like the sci-fi version of the Swamp Castle sketch in MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
Any moment now that human tries to break out into song, and the aliens shout “Stop that! There’s not going to be any singing while I’m here!”
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May 23rd, 2016 at 10:49 am
Cat’s Gambit, by the author of Cat’s Pawn.. There’s a Chess-shire Cat joke in there somewhere.
May 23rd, 2016 at 11:31 am
Broccoli Punk: ‘WHY WON’T HE LOOK ME IN THE FACE?’
May 23rd, 2016 at 11:59 am
I’m going to stick my neck out and say Cat-man has just realised it’s a water pistol, and cats hate water, hence the sour expression.
May 23rd, 2016 at 1:32 pm
The cat is looking in the same direction as the barrel as pointed, making me wonder if he forgot there was a bullet in the chamber just before the accident.
May 23rd, 2016 at 2:21 pm
The Kazi Empire. They’re like the Kzinti but a bit shit.
May 23rd, 2016 at 2:45 pm
Achilles’ neck is more like it.
May 23rd, 2016 at 2:46 pm
These three don’t look like rebels trying to find the Achilles’ heel of an Evil Empire. They look more like three dudes trying to decide on what toppings to put on their pizza.
May 23rd, 2016 at 6:05 pm
The human looks remarkably unmoved by the sight of an improbably red-haired alien woman with the skin tone and physique of a spear of asparagus and an irate anthropomorphic lynx.
It must be one of those days.
May 23rd, 2016 at 6:17 pm
The ray-gun was set to ‘turn target into hosepipe’ rather than ‘stun’ as RX Junior had thought. Oops!
May 23rd, 2016 at 6:59 pm
I feel like there should be a tag for short legged humans. They seem to pop up every now and then.
May 23rd, 2016 at 8:20 pm
@JuanPaul—I thought those were mostly to be found on the French version of this site, Bon Spectacle Monsieur
May 23rd, 2016 at 10:48 pm
@B. Chiclitz makes sense https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Photolautrec.jpg/220px-Photolautrec.jpg
May 24th, 2016 at 1:55 am
Cat Person: “Okay, who left this lying around?”
Human Dude: Nope, weren’t me, don’t look over here, jus’ mindin’ my own business…
Alien Chick: Goddamnit! His other holster is empty AGAIN! I’ve told him a THOUSAND TIMES…
May 24th, 2016 at 11:07 am
Does the Cat’s gambit involve him preventing weird neck creature from having his way with wistful man against the window?
May 24th, 2016 at 3:20 pm
@B. Chiclitz – on Bon Spectacle Monsieur Le Tag Sorcier would be like:
Les problèmes de caractères!
Les boulettes du diable!
Ce que le baiser!
May 24th, 2016 at 3:25 pm
If you recall the French covers I sent in that showed up here (and moreso the ones not used) you’d share my view that a ‘Bravo_Monsieur.fr’ would ridicule those examples of bouquins that accidentally used relevant or well-proportioned art on their covers.
May 24th, 2016 at 5:07 pm
@Tat W—so what you are saying is that “jambes courtes” would not be a tag, but
“jambes normales” would be a tag. I think you’ve got it right.
May 24th, 2016 at 5:10 pm
@B’Mancer—I wonder if they have a “Line Maginot” tag to depict hopeless misguided technological optimism.
May 26th, 2016 at 9:09 pm
“Earthling! We suspect you of smuggling H’Chofpa in a body cavity. Assume the position! Officer Klarg — dig deep!”
June 1st, 2016 at 2:42 pm
I can see which one’s Ziggy, but which are Weird and Gilly? Or is Ziggy all three?
June 1st, 2016 at 4:34 pm
@AR: if they’re looking for the Achille’s Heel, they won’t find it in there!
August 16th, 2016 at 8:27 pm
Cat person: ‘On the minus side, urinating on it means this gun will never work again. On the plus side, though, it came back positive. Congratulations! I hope it’s a kitten!’
Broccoli punk: ‘YOU SAID YOU WOULD USE PROTECTION! I want to see a ring on this finger NOW!’
Dude: ‘Dum de dum de dum…not here…’
August 18th, 2016 at 11:11 am
This is like the sci-fi version of the Swamp Castle sketch in MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
Any moment now that human tries to break out into song, and the aliens shout “Stop that! There’s not going to be any singing while I’m here!”