Hey, look—it’s Freedom! She took her saddle, dumped her horse (the legendary Savage Plateau) and took up with a beast. Good thing she kept those tassels and ribbons and all (as well as her signature pose), so we’d be sure to recognize her.
‘After a terrible holocaust 300 years before, only the Land survives. Tayla, crown princess of the realm, senses a secret bond between the sisters and the beasts of burden who serve them. Unlike cows, horses, and swine, these two-legged beasts are treated with extreme cruelty and contempt. They are either worked to death or ritually slaughtered. It is not until Tayla finds the ancient texts that she realizes who and what the beasts are. The ancient ones called them men!’
Never heard it referred to as ‘a secret bond’ before.
@B’mancer: In addition to writing novels and short stories for adults, she began creating stories for children. Frequently using her daughter Carrie as a model for her characters. Even the antics of their family pets found their way into her stories.
Articles of furniture made appearances. Added the lawn and flower beds. Peeped in the neighbours’ windows for more ideas. Never a complete sentence. 🙁
So, as I understand it, this book is one of those “stereotypical Lady Land finds out men aren’t so bad after all” tales. Yeah, that really explains why she’s so . . . happy . . . on the cover.
I don’t really want to know what’s actually supposed to be going on in this picture.
The Land is your land
The Land is my land
Something’s on your hand
That ought to be banned
Face swathed in shadow
Enormous dildo
And a bright yellow arrow from a tree!
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October 20th, 2016 at 1:40 pm
You’re not fooling us, Charles Bronson, we know your secret pen name.
October 20th, 2016 at 1:41 pm
The best part is the big, yellow, attention-grabbing arrow pointing to nowhere.
October 20th, 2016 at 1:52 pm
Let’s learn a little bit about our author:
http://www.maryviglianteszydlowski.com/bio.htm
October 20th, 2016 at 2:04 pm
Hey, look—it’s Freedom! She took her saddle, dumped her horse (the legendary Savage Plateau) and took up with a beast. Good thing she kept those tassels and ribbons and all (as well as her signature pose), so we’d be sure to recognize her.
October 20th, 2016 at 2:34 pm
‘After a terrible holocaust 300 years before, only the Land survives. Tayla, crown princess of the realm, senses a secret bond between the sisters and the beasts of burden who serve them. Unlike cows, horses, and swine, these two-legged beasts are treated with extreme cruelty and contempt. They are either worked to death or ritually slaughtered. It is not until Tayla finds the ancient texts that she realizes who and what the beasts are. The ancient ones called them men!’
Never heard it referred to as ‘a secret bond’ before.
October 20th, 2016 at 2:35 pm
This land is your land,
And I’m not touching it…
October 20th, 2016 at 2:37 pm
For some reason, this book is found in the row above the Robot Series by Asimov, if it is found at all in bookstores.
October 20th, 2016 at 3:08 pm
Sounds like someone dozed off during ‘Spock’s Brain’ (and who wouldn’t?) and then woke up with a brilliant new idea for a story.
Although the cover-art suggests they’re ripping off an as-yet-unmade ‘Blakes 7’ with a similar set-up.
October 20th, 2016 at 3:39 pm
@B’mancer: In addition to writing novels and short stories for adults, she began creating stories for children. Frequently using her daughter Carrie as a model for her characters. Even the antics of their family pets found their way into her stories.
Articles of furniture made appearances. Added the lawn and flower beds. Peeped in the neighbours’ windows for more ideas. Never a complete sentence. 🙁
October 20th, 2016 at 4:16 pm
Nothing subtextual about that stone pillar, nosiree Bob. Not a thing.
Maybe the yellow arrow is trying to indicate that the Editor’s Choice is actually whatever title — any title — is on the shelf below this one?
October 20th, 2016 at 4:41 pm
So, as I understand it, this book is one of those “stereotypical Lady Land finds out men aren’t so bad after all” tales. Yeah, that really explains why she’s so . . . happy . . . on the cover.
I don’t really want to know what’s actually supposed to be going on in this picture.
October 20th, 2016 at 7:45 pm
Her face is so dark and it is obviously not shadows.
Is she taking part in some kind of satanic minstrel show?
October 20th, 2016 at 7:48 pm
Does the artist’s mum know what he does for a living?
October 20th, 2016 at 7:50 pm
Her sisters were shocked when their Princess loved a menhir!
October 20th, 2016 at 8:36 pm
@B. Chiclitz: Lares and the Real Girl.
October 21st, 2016 at 1:19 am
She so loved a beast, she had it skinned and turned into a rug with the tail still attached.
October 21st, 2016 at 6:11 am
When Fonts Clash!
October 21st, 2016 at 10:54 am
@Tag Wizard: surely the menhir deserves a ‘skulls-a-poppin’ tag?
October 26th, 2016 at 9:19 pm
Her sisters were shocked when their princess loved a beast!
“Why, Ivanka, why??”
January 29th, 2017 at 12:02 am
Picking up from @6…
The Land is your land
The Land is my land
Something’s on your hand
That ought to be banned
Face swathed in shadow
Enormous dildo
And a bright yellow arrow from a tree!