There must be some kind of reason why Earth Men never tamed alligators/crocodiles for personal transportation. Seems perfectly safe. You aren’t high up so you can’t hurt yourself if you fall off and slow speed ensures safe travel.
My theory is that Barry won his Hugo and Nebula and then he just quit. He was like, “Eff this, I’m going to write about clowns and sexy robots for the rest of my career.”
I was so excited at first, when I thought I had spotted a Roman Centurion in a 1940s housedress falling into the ball pit, but when I embiggened the picture, sadly, no, it’s just a clown waving a scarf. So much for my glorious morning. Tres chic chapeau on the lady in green, though, and a flip to die for, to boot.
I do believe that young woman in her panties and a dunce cap is at this very moment fervently wishing that she was only dreaming. And perhaps she is simply dreaming . . . but, all things considered, she probably isn’t.
There is a green giraffe and an emu, though. Which might help with the ensuing panic.
“This is your first day on the White House Secret Service detail, so you may be surprised by some of the changes here under President Trump. Just keep a straight face… and whatever you do, don’t stare.”
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October 19th, 2016 at 12:19 pm
There must be some kind of reason why Earth Men never tamed alligators/crocodiles for personal transportation. Seems perfectly safe. You aren’t high up so you can’t hurt yourself if you fall off and slow speed ensures safe travel.
October 19th, 2016 at 1:23 pm
My theory is that Barry won his Hugo and Nebula and then he just quit. He was like, “Eff this, I’m going to write about clowns and sexy robots for the rest of my career.”
October 19th, 2016 at 1:32 pm
The smell of the greasepaint, the roar of the crowd, the terror of the ensuing riot!
October 19th, 2016 at 1:50 pm
I was so excited at first, when I thought I had spotted a Roman Centurion in a 1940s housedress falling into the ball pit, but when I embiggened the picture, sadly, no, it’s just a clown waving a scarf. So much for my glorious morning. Tres chic chapeau on the lady in green, though, and a flip to die for, to boot.
October 19th, 2016 at 1:58 pm
Finally, a picture to demonstrate the difference between an alligator and a crocodile! I can use this in my teaching…
October 19th, 2016 at 2:03 pm
That rhino is going to have a deuce of a time getting his head back in through that window opening.
October 19th, 2016 at 2:13 pm
What’s a girl gotta do to meet a nice clown fellow these days.
October 19th, 2016 at 3:47 pm
@B’Mancer—you mean like him?
October 19th, 2016 at 3:49 pm
The 3 ring circus and the Olympics combine. Rather unfortunate A-frame pose with smiling clown gazing up at crotch.
October 19th, 2016 at 4:17 pm
Giraffe is desperately looking for a way out of this Cirque du WTF.
October 19th, 2016 at 4:40 pm
I do believe that young woman in her panties and a dunce cap is at this very moment fervently wishing that she was only dreaming. And perhaps she is simply dreaming . . . but, all things considered, she probably isn’t.
There is a green giraffe and an emu, though. Which might help with the ensuing panic.
October 19th, 2016 at 4:50 pm
Nobody seems at all worried about the oncoming sand-storm.
October 19th, 2016 at 5:13 pm
I think the clown in the 1940’s housedress is comparing boob sizes.
October 19th, 2016 at 5:13 pm
And I think the woman in blue is Parker Posey!
October 19th, 2016 at 7:59 pm
I think the sun is quietly slipping away while no-one’s noticing.
October 19th, 2016 at 8:26 pm
I fear that it not the sun but a giants morning glory .
October 23rd, 2016 at 5:27 pm
“Dilbert” always cracks me up, but this time the Pointy-Haired Boss went from clueless to downright bizarre…
May 9th, 2018 at 3:21 pm
@ Tom Noir – you know, as life goals go, a career writing about clowns and sexy robots isn’t the worst, if one can pull it off.
April 18th, 2019 at 7:18 am
I’ve been to Circus World, and I don’t recall anything like this.
September 30th, 2019 at 10:03 pm
“This is your first day on the White House Secret Service detail, so you may be surprised by some of the changes here under President Trump. Just keep a straight face… and whatever you do, don’t stare.”