Nov 01

You're better off with me than that loser TheseusClick for full image

Good Show Sir Art Direction: You screwed up, the title is “Bulldog.” Forget it. It will be easier to just rewrite the book.
Published 2000

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.68 out of 10)

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23 Responses to “Bull God”

  1. Tom Noir Says:

    He has claws. Why would he have claws? Bulls don’t have claws.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Tom Noir – Claws von Bullow

  3. THX 1138 Says:

    “Bull God, Mister Han man! Man, you come right out of a comic book…”

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Tom: Chelae Quinn Yarbos.

    ‘Bathe her and bring her to my quarters…where she will pull on my nipples and drink whatever comes out!’

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Does the throne have a special groove for his tail or whatever?

  6. fred Says:

    9/27/1927 – 5/6/2016. An interesting professional life.

    No Dionysos. I want to see a BAEN Dionysos but I guess such a sight would destroy mortals.

  7. Anna T. Says:

    So, the Minotaur escaped from the Labyrinth, saved a country, and was in gratitude crowned king?

    That’s not how I remember the story going.

  8. Tom Noir Says:

    Don’t forget the part where the minotaur wins WrestleMania and gets an awesome belt.

  9. SI Says:

    At least this one isnt teasing us with only one nipple like yesterday.

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Does he possess buck-teeth?

  11. Lionrock Says:

    “I know you like this suite, love, but it’s just not as comfy as my old Lazy Boy.”

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    No-I-can’t-move . . . these sandal straps have cut off all circulation to my legs!

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Another all purpose blurb that can be rearranged with no loss or gain in meaning.

    Roberta Gellis is an extraordinary storyteller of superb talent.
    Roberta Gellis tells extraordinary stories superbly.
    Roberta Gellis’s superb storytelling is extraordinarily talented.


  14. Bibliomancer Says:

    I can’t figure out these bovine religious sects. Is he a Bull Sunni or a Bull Shiite?

  15. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @B’Mancer—Good show, Sir!

  16. Francis Boyle Says:

    I think the artist has painted the wrong Romana. What, this isn’t the novelisation of The Horns of the Nimon?

  17. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Now that’s an imposing logo. Normally I’m for that, but this one has an ego of its own. It’s like Donald Trump designed it.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Does a bull shit in the temple?

  19. HappyBookworm Says:

    @Francis Boyle – “How many Nimons have you seen today?”

    I mean besides this one.

  20. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @1: bulls don’t have hands, either. Yet here we are.

  21. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    There is a minotaur tag…what’s the difference between that and “bull people”?

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @DSWBT: Good point… do minotaurs have claws?

  23. Tag Wizard Says:

    @DSWBT @GSSXN – All minotaurs are bull people but not all bull people are minotaurs.
    N’est ce pas?
    But this bull person is definitely a minotaur. Tag added.

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