Jan 31

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Tag Wizard Comments: Cinatis® – from the makers of Cialis® – for help with your lesbian sexual dysfunctions.

Published 2004

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.74 out of 10)

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31 Responses to “Twilight of the Gods: Cinatis”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    I love to go a-wandering
    Along the mountain track
    And as I go I love to use
    The best cure for cystitis.
    Cinatis! Cinatis! Cinatis! Cina-hahahahaha!
    Cinatis! Cinatis!
    My knapsack on my back. And nothing else.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    Just a couple of bums, traveling from town to town.

  3. RachelJ Says:

    Why have they got green paint on their lower legs?

  4. Raoul Says:

    Cheeky Monkeys!

  5. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:


    @RachelJ: why do they have tan lines?

  6. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    ‘When a plague sweeps across the land of Omoham from the south, Jeru, gifted with a divined staff, sets out to find the cause of the plague.’

    Are you sure that’s not ‘de-vined’? It looks rather green too…

  7. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Look at Jeru’s lower left leg…Jeru seems to have extraordinarily tight footwear or a fetlock.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    —Yes, that’s “Cínátís” and don’t forget to dot your “á”s.

    Somebody should dot their “a”s—with a sheep’s head!

  9. JuanPaul Says:

    Backpack contents:

    Jumbo hairbrush
    Economy sized hair spray
    50 SPF sunblock
    Dr. Scholl’s callus remover

  10. Bibliomancer Says:

    Twilight of the Bods: Gluterdammerung

  11. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @B’mancer: 🙂

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    —Well, Betty, the invitation to the “Penthouse Uncensored” party said, “Come as you arse” so I guess they’ll let us in.

    —I think I see the entrance, Veronica, just there behind that fun tent.

  13. Francis Boyle Says:

    First recorded instance of buttock ting on Good Show Sir?

    It’s probably a good thing they’re facing away from us.

  14. Raoul Says:

    @Francis Boyle – I believe that is called “moonshine”

  15. Tat Wood Says:

    So THAT’s what happened to Hall and Oates.

  16. fred Says:

    That is a very selective sunrise/sunset.

  17. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Ronald L. Donaghe’s Twilight of the Gods starts out slowly, occasionally picks up speed, then disappointingly settles down to a snail’s pace. Make your own tasteless joke here.

  18. Ray P Says:

    “The scum who stole our clothes will pay.” The far pavilion looks to be enormous judging by the apparent distance, height above ground of the naked hikers, foreground conifers, buildings. Applying for jobs at the big top?

  19. Anna T. Says:

    So, these women were hiking topless and got a sunburn. They stopped for some reason (sleep? bath) and someone stole their pants, but not their shoes and socks. They are now on a quest to find the person who stole their pants.


  20. Yoss Says:

    Yep, published in ’04. I knew it had to be early 2000s. Lots of the Papyrus Plague going around back then.

    Papyrus! The wonder font for all your medieval, mystical, biblical, African, Middle Eastern, Asian, or just vaguely old-timey OR new-agey needs. Papyrus does it all!

  21. Yoss Says:

    @ B. Chiclitz
    “Somebody should dot their “a”s—with a sheep’s head!”

    No doubt it’s the bad influence from the Penthouse Uncensored book in the background.

  22. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I seem to v-ass-cilate in my opinion of this cover for some reason.

  23. Bibliomancer Says:

    @BC – I’m behind you for rearing up this point. Butt what cover asspect is at the bottom of you cracking this cheeky comment?

  24. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @ B’Mancer—I find it f-ass-cinating in some ways but in others it just bums me out.

  25. Mr Furious Says:

    Pretty sure the one on the left is supposed to be a guy.

  26. JuanPaul Says:

    They must be the emporer’s new tailors.

  27. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “Two Brothers Press”? I guess we know what both the boys like. Strengthened by the Goodreads ratings, where the chaps liked it much better than the ladies.

    Jeru seems to have gone up to her calves in some sort of green muck, but hey — she kept her sensible shoes on.

    @Francis Boyle: By golly, that IS bum ting! C’mon, Tag Wizard, label it!

    @DSWBT: Erm… the plague also destroyed all their bikinis and knickers?


    The link to the review says Jeris and pal are both MALE.


    This is, therefore “hunkbutt”?

    I am boggled. Perhaps Tat is correct.

    It does, however, mean the tower next to the big top takes on new meaning.

    That brings to mind a horrifying image: Full Monty Cirque du Soleil.

  28. L.B. Says:

    ‘Twilight of the Gods’? What a bummer!

  29. classicOz Says:

    Hang on, would a sheep’s head be the appropriate part of the sheep to cover these?

  30. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Commenters need to be given a bum’s rush if they persist in these desperate, assinine puns.

  31. B. Chiclitz Says:


    “. . . bum’s rush if they persist in these desperate, assinine puns.”

    Would it be better if we stuck to ass-inine buns?

    Which reminds me, a bun is the highest form of wheat.

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