Jan 31
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Tag Wizard Comments: Cinatis® – from the makers of Cialis® – for help with your lesbian sexual dysfunctions.
Published 2004
Click here if you like big butts and cannot lie
Tag Wizard Comments: Cinatis® – from the makers of Cialis® – for help with your lesbian sexual dysfunctions.
Published 2004
January 31st, 2017 at 12:31 pm
I love to go a-wandering
Along the mountain track
And as I go I love to use
The best cure for cystitis.
Cinatis! Cinatis! Cinatis! Cina-hahahahaha!
Cinatis! Cinatis!
My knapsack on my back. And nothing else.
January 31st, 2017 at 12:34 pm
Just a couple of bums, traveling from town to town.
January 31st, 2017 at 12:38 pm
Why have they got green paint on their lower legs?
January 31st, 2017 at 12:43 pm
Cheeky Monkeys!
January 31st, 2017 at 1:12 pm
Cinanus!
@RachelJ: why do they have tan lines?
January 31st, 2017 at 1:15 pm
‘When a plague sweeps across the land of Omoham from the south, Jeru, gifted with a divined staff, sets out to find the cause of the plague.’
Are you sure that’s not ‘de-vined’? It looks rather green too…
January 31st, 2017 at 1:17 pm
Look at Jeru’s lower left leg…Jeru seems to have extraordinarily tight footwear or a fetlock.
January 31st, 2017 at 1:27 pm
—Yes, that’s “Cínátís” and don’t forget to dot your “á”s.
Somebody should dot their “a”s—with a sheep’s head!
January 31st, 2017 at 1:38 pm
Backpack contents:
Jumbo hairbrush
Economy sized hair spray
50 SPF sunblock
Dr. Scholl’s callus remover
January 31st, 2017 at 1:54 pm
Twilight of the Bods: Gluterdammerung
January 31st, 2017 at 1:58 pm
@B’mancer: 🙂
January 31st, 2017 at 2:20 pm
—Well, Betty, the invitation to the “Penthouse Uncensored” party said, “Come as you arse” so I guess they’ll let us in.
—I think I see the entrance, Veronica, just there behind that fun tent.
January 31st, 2017 at 2:26 pm
First recorded instance of buttock ting on Good Show Sir?
It’s probably a good thing they’re facing away from us.
January 31st, 2017 at 2:29 pm
@Francis Boyle – I believe that is called “moonshine”
January 31st, 2017 at 2:33 pm
So THAT’s what happened to Hall and Oates.
January 31st, 2017 at 2:52 pm
That is a very selective sunrise/sunset.
January 31st, 2017 at 3:33 pm
Ronald L. Donaghe’s Twilight of the Gods starts out slowly, occasionally picks up speed, then disappointingly settles down to a snail’s pace. Make your own tasteless joke here.
January 31st, 2017 at 3:39 pm
“The scum who stole our clothes will pay.” The far pavilion looks to be enormous judging by the apparent distance, height above ground of the naked hikers, foreground conifers, buildings. Applying for jobs at the big top?
January 31st, 2017 at 4:24 pm
So, these women were hiking topless and got a sunburn. They stopped for some reason (sleep? bath) and someone stole their pants, but not their shoes and socks. They are now on a quest to find the person who stole their pants.
Capische?
January 31st, 2017 at 4:44 pm
Yep, published in ’04. I knew it had to be early 2000s. Lots of the Papyrus Plague going around back then.
Papyrus! The wonder font for all your medieval, mystical, biblical, African, Middle Eastern, Asian, or just vaguely old-timey OR new-agey needs. Papyrus does it all!
January 31st, 2017 at 4:59 pm
@ B. Chiclitz
“Somebody should dot their “a”s—with a sheep’s head!”
No doubt it’s the bad influence from the Penthouse Uncensored book in the background.
January 31st, 2017 at 6:03 pm
I seem to v-ass-cilate in my opinion of this cover for some reason.
January 31st, 2017 at 6:09 pm
@BC – I’m behind you for rearing up this point. Butt what cover asspect is at the bottom of you cracking this cheeky comment?
January 31st, 2017 at 6:53 pm
@ B’Mancer—I find it f-ass-cinating in some ways but in others it just bums me out.
January 31st, 2017 at 8:46 pm
Pretty sure the one on the left is supposed to be a guy.
February 1st, 2017 at 12:30 am
They must be the emporer’s new tailors.
February 1st, 2017 at 1:50 am
“Two Brothers Press”? I guess we know what both the boys like. Strengthened by the Goodreads ratings, where the chaps liked it much better than the ladies.
Jeru seems to have gone up to her calves in some sort of green muck, but hey — she kept her sensible shoes on.
@Francis Boyle: By golly, that IS bum ting! C’mon, Tag Wizard, label it!
@DSWBT: Erm… the plague also destroyed all their bikinis and knickers?
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!
The link to the review says Jeris and pal are both MALE.
?????
This is, therefore “hunkbutt”?
I am boggled. Perhaps Tat is correct.
It does, however, mean the tower next to the big top takes on new meaning.
That brings to mind a horrifying image: Full Monty Cirque du Soleil.
February 1st, 2017 at 3:22 am
‘Twilight of the Gods’? What a bummer!
February 1st, 2017 at 8:13 am
Hang on, would a sheep’s head be the appropriate part of the sheep to cover these?
February 1st, 2017 at 3:40 pm
Commenters need to be given a bum’s rush if they persist in these desperate, assinine puns.
February 1st, 2017 at 5:13 pm
@ARY—
“. . . bum’s rush if they persist in these desperate, assinine puns.”
Would it be better if we stuck to ass-inine buns?
Which reminds me, a bun is the highest form of wheat.