This artist paid extra special attention during the “How to Draw Boobies” lecture in art school, and apparently skipped class the day they covered hands. Clearly the artist knew what career path lay ahead and just what skills would be needed.
I think the artist also skipped the day they covered “How Not to Juxtapose Images in a Way Guaranteed to Generate Nausea in Your Viewer.”
Perhaps as soon as THE COVER. From another review, same page:
‘All the ‘greats’ of science fiction and horror tend to evade overt sexuality because their transgressional and imaginative leaps are sexual evasions in any case. Their frisson lies in this quality.’
“When the Chairman and the Speaker heard the half-human beast wail, and saw its naked body, they knew: Here was the candidate they would hand over control to after Trump. And after that…? The race to the bottom would continue.”
February 15th, 2017 at 12:58 pm
So that’s what happens when Barbie’s out during a full moon.
February 15th, 2017 at 1:06 pm
OK, I’ll say it: “fangs for the mammaries”. OK, I said it and it’s still not as bad as this cover.
Seventies horror covers were so creepy in a definitely-not-good way.
February 15th, 2017 at 1:08 pm
Definitely fails the Read-It-On-A-Bus Test.
February 15th, 2017 at 1:30 pm
SOMEBODY struck out on Tinder last night!
February 15th, 2017 at 2:46 pm
This artist paid extra special attention during the “How to Draw Boobies” lecture in art school, and apparently skipped class the day they covered hands. Clearly the artist knew what career path lay ahead and just what skills would be needed.
I think the artist also skipped the day they covered “How Not to Juxtapose Images in a Way Guaranteed to Generate Nausea in Your Viewer.”
February 15th, 2017 at 2:50 pm
Seems to be the Image of the Breasts that concerns us here.
February 15th, 2017 at 3:11 pm
@THX 1138 – Good Show Sir! 🙂
February 15th, 2017 at 3:21 pm
It’s that time of the lunar month. The origin of the furries?
February 15th, 2017 at 3:51 pm
I still wouldn’t call her a bitch to her face.
February 15th, 2017 at 3:56 pm
‘However it soon becomes apparent he had aimed Image of the Beast at a fairly narrow readership, originally for the publishers of pornography Essex House, so potentially interesting attempts at introducing transgressive themes and ideas degenerate into cynical and gratuitous smut. ‘
Perhaps as soon as THE COVER. From another review, same page:
‘All the ‘greats’ of science fiction and horror tend to evade overt sexuality because their transgressional and imaginative leaps are sexual evasions in any case. Their frisson lies in this quality.’
Who invited a Marxist to critique pulp porn???
February 15th, 2017 at 4:37 pm
Even the other werewolves-slash-wolfpeople are creeped out by her, methinks.
February 15th, 2017 at 4:45 pm
@THX: Image of the Teats?
February 15th, 2017 at 7:35 pm
I greatly prefer this cover. Not the sort of novel, I gather, one should go all photorealist on.
February 15th, 2017 at 8:11 pm
Winter is coming.
February 16th, 2017 at 1:24 am
This is one those trendy mixed breed dogs. I think it’s called a labrabooble.
February 16th, 2017 at 2:39 am
Last cover Golden Blood, this cover Golden Boobs. Seems we have a theme going.
February 16th, 2017 at 4:40 am
@DaveM—next item in the series—
THE BAZOOMS THAT CAME TO SARNATH
February 17th, 2017 at 7:38 am
That anatomy — all of it — wouldn’t make sense if she was just one species, let alone two.
February 17th, 2017 at 7:56 am
“When the Chairman and the Speaker heard the half-human beast wail, and saw its naked body, they knew: Here was the candidate they would hand over control to after Trump. And after that…? The race to the bottom would continue.”
February 17th, 2017 at 8:10 am
@ARY: She’s blonde, leggy, and booby — perfect for Fox News viewers.