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Good Show Sir Comments: Angry Birds: The Novel
Published 1986

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Tagged with: baldness • beak! • bird people • cleavage • egg • Fiona Macvicar • giant bird • Jane Palmer • moon • The Women's Press • wings
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February 23rd, 2017 at 12:02 pm
The ragweed pollen does that to my beak too. 🙁
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:03 pm
How many limbs do these people possess? In round numbers.
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:10 pm
This is a very odd story that starts off on a planet of beaked, flying hermaphrodites…
…and, we’re done.
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:17 pm
The great tit in its natural habitat.
February 23rd, 2017 at 12:56 pm
“Egg, like a bird’s egg!”
“You’ve made me eat my unborn children!”
February 23rd, 2017 at 1:08 pm
Ironically enough, the Watcher’s last words were: “hey everybody, watch this!”.
February 23rd, 2017 at 1:11 pm
JP: ‘This’ll be funny, hold my beer!’
‘How? HOW?’
February 23rd, 2017 at 1:36 pm
Prince Vultan has been a busy boy.
February 23rd, 2017 at 2:34 pm
I know it was the 80s and leotards were, for some unaccountable reason, ‘in’, but how does she get in and out of it?
February 23rd, 2017 at 2:56 pm
#TatWood Well, I’m stumped.
February 23rd, 2017 at 3:12 pm
@Ikari Me too. It’s hard to grasp.
February 23rd, 2017 at 3:24 pm
@IG, JP: well, that’s just your ‘pinion.
February 23rd, 2017 at 4:23 pm
It must be difficult to fly when your arms and legs have been tied behind your back, but she seems to be managing.
February 23rd, 2017 at 6:12 pm
It would be cool to live in that mushroom house towards the back.
February 23rd, 2017 at 8:59 pm
@Tracy: it’s even cooler inside (in a retro sort of way) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWz52-expO8
For some reason, the self-rowing boat at 3:46 really freaked me out as a five-year-old.
February 23rd, 2017 at 9:59 pm
It’s safe to say this novel really laid an egg.
February 23rd, 2017 at 10:00 pm
She has a lot of Twitter followers.
February 23rd, 2017 at 11:59 pm
@Tracy: the first time one of the beaked hermaphrodites poo’ed on the roof, I think you’d change your mind.
February 24th, 2017 at 12:39 am
@dswbt the winged woman on the cover looks like she may have just done so, and is trying to act casual about it.
February 24th, 2017 at 1:40 am
Why do they need houses when they can’t move except in the air? They land and they’re just blobs, now with unwieldy wings. They must be hatched with the leotards already on.
“Daft” doesn’t begin to cover it.
February 24th, 2017 at 3:13 am
Yeah, she’s definitely a daft punk.
February 27th, 2017 at 9:07 am
One day, the eggs on the top of the pile started rolling… and before they knew it, the people of Eggia had an avalanche on their hands. In a matter of minutes, their offspring was turned into a lake of scrambled eggs. All was lost.
THE END
February 27th, 2017 at 9:11 am
All jokes and puns aside, this cover is empowering! It proves that women are just as capable as men of creating meh book covers with generic planets in the background.