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Click for full imageGood Show Sir Comments: If you are going to publish this in September 2012 you might want to kick that Second Coming date down the road a bit.
Published 2012
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Good Show Sir Comments: If you are going to publish this in September 2012 you might want to kick that Second Coming date down the road a bit.
Published 2012
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April 13th, 2017 at 7:00 am
Guess being on fire made bug-eyed Jesus late?
April 13th, 2017 at 11:44 am
Goodness, Mr. Jesus Parenthesis Yeshua! Why are you erupting everything?
April 13th, 2017 at 11:48 am
By the author of The Little Boy Who Could Talk to Bigfoot and Truckee River Water Babies…and given five stars by the author of The Little Boy Who Could Talk to Bigfoot and Truckee River Water Babies!
April 13th, 2017 at 12:41 pm
Jesus returns to Earth with the big news: “Scientology was right! 75 million years ago Xenu did bring billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stack them around volcanoes, and kill them with hydrogen bombs!”
April 13th, 2017 at 12:48 pm
He should be riding a dinosaur.
April 13th, 2017 at 1:06 pm
Our cover artist has a bright future in graphic design … here at GSS.
https://www.paintingsbydakota.com/gallery?lightbox=image_14pd
April 13th, 2017 at 1:10 pm
If Jesus came back in 2012 then He’d be starting school about now. This picture is from seven years from now when He wins the Science Fair.
April 13th, 2017 at 1:24 pm
@Alice: blasphemy though it may be, the cover would look SO much better with Gene Simmons in Jesus’ position.
April 13th, 2017 at 1:25 pm
Thanks for the “fictional” qualifier. For a minute there I thought I had missed the rapture.
April 13th, 2017 at 1:25 pm
Bart Simpson’s psalm, illustrated.
April 13th, 2017 at 1:40 pm
Jesus looks like he’s sprouting a set of antlers.
April 13th, 2017 at 1:57 pm
Looking at the stigmata, is the artist implying Jesus (Yeshua) is an oreo?
April 13th, 2017 at 2:16 pm
@fred: Careful, Spike Lee may be lurking…
April 13th, 2017 at 2:19 pm
My, my, a book with its own sell-by date. Jazz hands were so 2012, Jesus!
April 13th, 2017 at 2:38 pm
So far this week on GSS I’ve learned 4 new curses:
“Christ in jumpsuit!”
“Christ on punchcard!”
“Jesus-testical-Christ!”
“Christ on a volcano!”
I can only dream of what tomorrow will bring.
April 13th, 2017 at 2:46 pm
Jesus: “I was having a hard time finding Palestine on a map, so I’m kicking off my Second Coming in Palau!”
@Alice – my favorite:
https://www.paintingsbydakota.com/gallery?lightbox=image_bj9
April 13th, 2017 at 2:58 pm
It is an unqualified truth that everyone should read Dante, only maybe not this Dante.
April 13th, 2017 at 3:12 pm
@BC: This Dante? The expression and the fire both seem correct…
April 13th, 2017 at 4:31 pm
@DSWBT—That could work, certainly would go with “Abandon hope all ye who enter here.”.
April 13th, 2017 at 5:20 pm
@BC: back when I was in school, we wrote that on a paper and posted it over the Literature teacher’s classroom door. He was every bit as amused as we were! 🙂
April 13th, 2017 at 5:52 pm
It’s amazing, yet unsurprising, that none of these Jesii actually look accurate. If the real deal actually existed, he would’ve been Middle Eastern.
On a different note, are we sure this guy isn’t a volcano god who’s decided to celebrate Easter in a decidedly unorthodox fashion?
April 13th, 2017 at 11:25 pm
I never pictured Jesus with a jheri curl.
April 14th, 2017 at 12:22 am
@15: It’ll probably be Flashback Friday to ripped ‘n’ crucified JFK.
April 15th, 2017 at 3:57 am
@DSWBT: Gene would fit the background imagery more. It would be kinda metal instead of completely WTF.
September 30th, 2019 at 9:58 pm
Future SF/Fantasy titles, being e-books or Print-On-Demand only, will automatically add years to the fictional dates with each real year – in order to prolong sales.