Apr 13

The Mayans were right!Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: If you are going to publish this in September 2012 you might want to kick that Second Coming date down the road a bit.

Published 2012

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.71 out of 10)

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25 Responses to “2012…the Year Jesus (Yeshua) Finally Came Back to Earth”

  1. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Guess being on fire made bug-eyed Jesus late?

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Goodness, Mr. Jesus Parenthesis Yeshua! Why are you erupting everything?

  3. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    By the author of The Little Boy Who Could Talk to Bigfoot and Truckee River Water Babies…and given five stars by the author of The Little Boy Who Could Talk to Bigfoot and Truckee River Water Babies!

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    Jesus returns to Earth with the big news: “Scientology was right! 75 million years ago Xenu did bring billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stack them around volcanoes, and kill them with hydrogen bombs!”

  5. Ray P Says:

    He should be riding a dinosaur.

  6. Alice Says:

    Our cover artist has a bright future in graphic design … here at GSS.

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    If Jesus came back in 2012 then He’d be starting school about now. This picture is from seven years from now when He wins the Science Fair.

  8. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @Alice: blasphemy though it may be, the cover would look SO much better with Gene Simmons in Jesus’ position.

  9. JuanPaul Says:

    Thanks for the “fictional” qualifier. For a minute there I thought I had missed the rapture.

  10. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Bart Simpson’s psalm, illustrated.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Jesus looks like he’s sprouting a set of antlers.

  12. fred Says:

    Looking at the stigmata, is the artist implying Jesus (Yeshua) is an oreo?

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @fred: Careful, Spike Lee may be lurking…

  14. THX 1138 Says:

    My, my, a book with its own sell-by date. Jazz hands were so 2012, Jesus!

  15. JuanPaul Says:

    So far this week on GSS I’ve learned 4 new curses:

    “Christ in jumpsuit!”
    “Christ on punchcard!”
    “Christ on a volcano!”

    I can only dream of what tomorrow will bring.

  16. Raoul Says:

    Jesus: “I was having a hard time finding Palestine on a map, so I’m kicking off my Second Coming in Palau!”

    @Alice – my favorite:

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    It is an unqualified truth that everyone should read Dante, only maybe not this Dante.

  18. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BC: This Dante? The expression and the fire both seem correct…

  19. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @DSWBT—That could work, certainly would go with “Abandon hope all ye who enter here.”.

  20. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @BC: back when I was in school, we wrote that on a paper and posted it over the Literature teacher’s classroom door. He was every bit as amused as we were! 🙂

  21. Anna T. Says:

    It’s amazing, yet unsurprising, that none of these Jesii actually look accurate. If the real deal actually existed, he would’ve been Middle Eastern.

    On a different note, are we sure this guy isn’t a volcano god who’s decided to celebrate Easter in a decidedly unorthodox fashion?

  22. Yoss Says:

    I never pictured Jesus with a jheri curl.

  23. THX 1138 Says:

    @15: It’ll probably be Flashback Friday to ripped ‘n’ crucified JFK.

  24. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @DSWBT: Gene would fit the background imagery more. It would be kinda metal instead of completely WTF.

  25. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Future SF/Fantasy titles, being e-books or Print-On-Demand only, will automatically add years to the fictional dates with each real year – in order to prolong sales.

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