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Jan 31

A tinfoil hat would block those space waves!

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Good Show Sir Comments: “Hey! You! Climb down off the seafood buffet!”

Published 1971

Thanks to Sérgio for sending this in!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.10 out of 10)
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23 Responses to “The Time Dweller”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Ah, the old double take and fade away, we do the double take and he fades away. With embarrassment.

  2. fred Says:

    Any relation to the orca riding dude?
    I am a dweller in time but that ain’t me on the cover.

  3. fTom Noir Says:

    “The Time Dweller”???

    I’m a Time Dweller. You’re a Time Dweller. Sharon from accounting is a Time Dweller.

    This is like naming a book “The Air Breather.”

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    I find hard to roast Haberfield’s cover illustrations because he clearly knows exactly what he’s doing. That being said, this artwork reflects how I feel when I eat really good sushi.

  5. Raoul Says:

    Beam me up, Whitey.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Albino Timothy Leary is having a high old time there. Until the acid wears off and he’s under arrest at Sea World.

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    Hokusai’s ‘The Slug’.

    I presume that’s not salt water, then.

  8. Anna T. Says:

    I suppose he’s not so attached to that cape that he’ll take it with him when he disappears, leaving behind the weird red-nosed seal-thing and the Japanese art fish.

  9. Tor Mented Says:

    Is this a woodblock painting? Because I would block it from my memory if I could.

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tom Noir is correct: everyone and everything (except maybe tachyons and possibly Billy Pilgrim, Dr. Sam Beckett, and some Gallifreyans) is a Time Dweller.

    Is he fading out because he ruined his parents’ marriage a la Marty McFly? They were supposed to meet at the seafood buffet, but when the naked androgynous person showed up atop it, they went elsewhere?

    Or is @THX correct and he’s fading away in embarrassment? Possibly at being seen thus, and possibly from realizing he’s underneath and reaching for a giant sign reading “MOORCOCK” (whilst starkers).

    One could make a case for the “tentacles” tag. Not sure what the deal is with his foot, either.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Every creature on this cover looks aghast, maybe because they just discovered the fractal nature of sea waves.

    @Bibliomancer 😉

  12. Tracy Says:

    Is the nude guy a reference to Elric of Melnibone? An older, more wizened Elric?

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The last thing you experience if you choose the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet at the Japanese restaurant that serves blowfish.

  14. Tom Noir Says:

    Artist; “Hmm. This tentacle fish needs something more. Ah hah! I have it!

    A vagina on its stomach!”

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:

    This sushi bar is even weirder than the one in that Harry Styles video.

    Are the blue squiggles coming out of his/her/their head and continuing up to the right a representation of the transporter beam that’s getting him the hell out of here?

    Despite some good detail work, feet are hard to draw. I bet they don’t even have a foot class at UAI.

    Moorcock: great author, terrible covers.

  16. fred Says:

    Fractal waves. Show off.

  17. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Borum [1] had no idea where he was being teleported to this time, but it had to be better than remaining at this beach party and being persistently hit on by SUCKWORM.

    Is that seal(?) wearing a wig?

    [1] Corum’s nudist second cousin once removed

  18. Max Bathroom Says:

    Should I mention that I have the edition of this book with that cover leering at me from my bookshelf even as I type this?
    I don’t know what it was that Moorcock did to upset the art editor at Mayflower/Grafton, but it must have been awful, whatever it was…

  19. Tat Wood Says:

    Revealed: what Godzilla looks like naked. The Japanese army finally realised that rubber melts when you spray nail-varnish remover on it.

    For some reason, he’s poured Marmite over the Chrysler Building and is serving it up in a bed of sea-kale. And riding it like a bronco. This must be one of the 70s Kaijus.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tat: I know Marmite’s pretty dark, but that looks like such a glossy black, I think it’s something else. Maybe there’s been an oil spill on this planet. That is the Chrysler Building, though. Or at least an oil-covered member of the rare seal species Arctocephalus chrysleri.

  21. NomadUK Says:

    Dr Manhattan begins to regret trying that tab of LSD.

  22. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @NomadUK: Seems to be also hallucinating he has hair again.

    I showed this to the Mr. last night after we happened to see the Styles video again (MTV is our TV background noise between other things). He agreed with me that this is weirder.

  23. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @NomadUK, @GSS ex-noob: Dr. Manhattan stoned out his mind also might explain the existence of wig-wearing Chrysler Seal and SUCKWORM.

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