Feb 01

Ted... I think... we're being followed.
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Good Show Sir Comments: Dude, next time you take me for a walk can you at least change out of your night clothes?
Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.62 out of 10)

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24 Responses to “The Priests of Ferris”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Save Ferris! Or maybe he’s past help.

  2. fred Says:

    What do bears mean on O? A short run after you finish you daily weight training.

  3. Bibliomancer Says:

    Looks like it’s Ferris Priests Day Off.

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    Watch out, Susan, Bill Murray wants to show you his O face.

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Neither of these people is Rodney Bewes. Maybe he’s in the bear-suit.

  6. JuanPaul Says:

    So, which of one these beautiful people is Susan?

  7. SI Says:

    Yeah Susan! Death of my wallet… right guys?…. right?…..I’ll get my coat.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Maurice’s Eulogy:

    🎼Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ dead, stayin’ dead
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ dead 🎶 🎶

  9. THX 1138 Says:

    So this is why Holly wasn’t in Red Dwarf for a few series.

  10. Daard23 Says:

    I think Susan is the name of the penguin in the upper left corner.

  11. Tat Wood Says:

    @Daard23: it’s not a penguin. It’s a puffin. Like Penguin Books but, you know, for kids.

  12. Raoul Says:

    ♬ O, Susan oh
    Don’t you cry for me,
    She’s in The Priests of Farris
    Her name means death? Maurice Gee?

  13. Alice Says:

    It’s this guy.

  14. Tat Wood Says:

    Maurices Ay to Dee didn’t do much. Maurice Eee formed a band called The Smiths. Maurice Eff preferred to be called ‘Alanis’. They’ll get as far as Maurice Aye and it’ll be Nine Men’s Maurice.

    (Unless you’re American and pronounce it ‘maw-rees’, like Chevalier.)

  15. JuanPaul Says:

    Eulogies on this planet must be odd:

    And so with the Susan of our dear friend, Harlon, it is a time for us all to grapple with accepting Susan. Susan comes to all of us eventually. Whether we be wealthy or poor, man or woman, Christian or Muslim, Susan awaits us all. So we must decide if we will live in fear of Susan, frightened of what lies beyond, or do we look at Susan as the next great adventure…

  16. Tor Mented Says:

    The floating face is framed by the femurs of the legendary bowlegged unicorn.

  17. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @ Tor—Unicorns!

  18. THX 1138 Says:

    Susan’s surname is actually De’ath, but on O they’re terrible with apostrophes.

  19. Raoul Says:

    Priest you say? Maybe it’s this guy.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:


    Susan isn’t a name I’d associate with death, outwith Pratchett. And even then, her name doesn’t mean death.

    I mean, is the skinny priest in gym clothes going to proclaim “Ferris sentences you to Susan by bear!”

    The artist sure spent a lot of time on the wrinkles on the baldy bald men’s faces and in bear-walker’s athletic clothing.

  21. Lillie Awesome Says:

    @Tat – that was a long walk to the punchline you took us on there, but it was worth it. Along with the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads, I think you’re a righteous dude [or dudette].

  22. A.R.Yngve Says:

    From Ingmar Bergman’s immortal classic THE SEVENTH SEAL:

    “Who are you?”
    “I am Susan.”
    “Have you come for me?”
    “I have long walked by your side.”
    “Are you ready?”
    “My body is ready, but I am not.”

  23. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @ARY: No, it’s from THE SEVENTH BEAR.

  24. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The name of Susan may mean death on that planet, but on Earth it spells FA-BU-LOUS!

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