Jan 29

Stop that! I just washed that carpet!
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Remember your expression when you walked in on me in the bathroom? Just like that, but with a floating huge mountain in front of your face instead of my dong.
Published 1991

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.38 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “And Eternity”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    I think the magic carpet has had its cosmic climax, that’s one limp mode of transport.

  2. fred Says:

    Tom Baker is about to go all Doctor Whoopie.

  3. JuanPaul Says:

    That fresh mountain air must be very invigorating.

  4. Lillie Awesome Says:

    Call me an old stick in the mud, but if I’m flying on a magic carpet, I’m sitting sensibly in the middle, no matter how much less come-hither it makes me look.

  5. JuanPaul Says:

    What do you get when you mix Piers Anthony and Eternity? An endless series of novels that will make you feel like a 14 year old boy… forever.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Those dames look a little rough. Could use a makeup and hair stylist.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    Does the carpet match the capes?

  8. Anna T. Says:

    The woman sitting on the edge of the flying carpet looks like she’s due to fall off any second. Indeed, all of the carpet’s riders are taking a dangerous lack of care with how they ride it, and they could all wind up plummeting to their doom.

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    Is the carpet towing the mountain? Aren’t they a little under-dressed for high altitude? Is the one on the edge an aerobics instructor from 1992 being returned to us after her alien abduction?

    And what are people at ground-level seeing? (Probably nothing, with all that cloud. What’s the point of any of this if it isn’t to intimidate the good people of wherever that is?)

  10. THX 1138 Says:

    @Bibliomancer: I’d like to see the state of your hair and makeup under those conditions.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    I told you not to try to snort the whole rock.

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Dear Ghu, does this mean Piers Anthony will be writing his crap for eternity? Or is this used to scare small children? “If you don’t behave, Piers Anthony will stare at you FOR ETERNITY!”

    I looked elsewhere on the cover in hopes of something better and all I got was late-80s Fredrick’s of Hollywood models perched on a limp carpet.

    The one in red is about to plummet and find out what’s in Eternity, no Immortality. This should be scored with “Sit Down, You’re Rocking the Boat”. Er, the Rug. She appears to have quite the shiner on her left eye already — maybe the other damsels have punched her for this behavior?

    I got nothin’ for the mountain.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Mr. ex-noob, who likes the scantily clad ladies, said of this “bimbos” and wondered if stiletto heels wouldn’t poke holes in the magic carpet. Maybe that’s why the one has to sit on the edge. Even if she doesn’t fall off, I worry that her shoes will, puncturing a hole in some citizen of the city below, and how d’you explain THAT to the insurance company, eh?

    I figured out what’s with the mountain. Piers was hoping to sell this crap to Paramount Pictures. It’s a dead ringer for their logo, clouds and all.

  14. Bibliomancer Says:

    @THX – I never ride my magic carpet without a bubble helmet.

  15. jrdelirio Says:

    Piers Anthony And Eternity

    Sounds like what awaits you in afterlife if you have been less than exemplary in your earthly time…

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Sequels were

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