Feb 06
Dexter Comments: The cover of Image of the Beast blown by artist John Coulthart.
Published 2001
You might remember this from here.
Dexter Comments: The cover of Image of the Beast blown by artist John Coulthart.
Published 2001
You might remember this from here.
February 6th, 2018 at 9:37 am
Snakey says “Psssssst… You’ve forgotten to put your clothes on.”
February 6th, 2018 at 9:38 am
Oh, it’s two separate stories! Well, that could lead to an unfortunate misunderstanding.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:07 pm
So is this cover art for Image of the Beast ? I’d hate to think it was for Blown.
February 6th, 2018 at 12:28 pm
She’s got a particularly bad case of vagina dentata there.
February 6th, 2018 at 2:30 pm
After Billy had Photoshopped the cover and sent it in, he went back to the classroom, popped a zit, and started to draw the logos of his favorite death-metal bands in the margins of his schoolbooks.
February 6th, 2018 at 3:09 pm
It does look like there is some blowing up taking place behind her so both stories may be represented.
February 6th, 2018 at 3:21 pm
Oh my.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d6/fe/cb/d6fecb72de23760586bad545e83029f9–jean-giraud-erotic-art.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5f/6a/675f6afd0267ecb3648b188b21164ac9–vintage-book-covers-vintage-books.jpg
February 6th, 2018 at 4:48 pm
Wikipedia: “The story follows Herald Childe, a private detective, who is sent a snuff film of his partner being murdered by what appears to be a vampire. His investigation into the identity of the killers leads him into a world of apparent monsters who have a predilection for brutal and supernatural sex. The monsters including vampires, werewolves, snake-women, other undefined shape-changers and his ex-wife.” Didn’t know that Wikipedia ever stooped to jokes.
“Blown” is apparently the sequel. After Dave van D’s comment there seems to be nothing more to say, other than that torture and treachery aren’t my kind of lechery.
February 6th, 2018 at 4:51 pm
What is it with these creepy human-headed snakes. And why isn’t this one wearing a helmet?
February 6th, 2018 at 5:29 pm
Are they going to have sex? Because if so, that’s a mental image I really didn’t need.
February 6th, 2018 at 6:10 pm
The art department misunderstood when told that there needs to be a colon on the cover.
February 6th, 2018 at 9:23 pm
folks, remember to spread your sunblock evenly and wait 30 minutes before getting in the water.
February 6th, 2018 at 11:22 pm
Worst case of venereal disease I’ve ever seen.
Come to think of it, I can remember two other Farmer stories with a cocksnake. Seems a bit of a running, hmm, gag for him.
February 6th, 2018 at 11:48 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Uuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp!!!!!
That’s all I got.
February 7th, 2018 at 12:49 am
GSS Xn: Comment-wise or stomach-wise?
February 7th, 2018 at 6:26 am
There are some people in America who see this cover when they hear the name “Nancy Pelosi.”
February 7th, 2018 at 9:44 pm
@Tor: Both.
@BC: Nancy’s always been way more boring than this. Nice Catholic housewives don’t go around needing Space Sheep or consorting with snakes and skulls.
And wasn’t it some Republican bimbo who had to state on her TV ads “I am not a witch”? Cover gal here does have those Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes. And you know Michelle ain’t gettin’ any from her swishy hubby, so she might have to turn to… other methods.
January 7th, 2019 at 5:42 pm
It’s these types of teachers who give yoga a weird reputation.