Credit where credit is due for left-hander representation, including placement of the sidearm on the trigger hand side. No credit for…well, pretty much everything else, really.
(field telephone rings)
–‘Allo?
–Mon Capitaine, it is zee disaster!!
–Calme toi, Alphonse, calme toi, que-ce que ç’est?
–Capitaine, it is zee Michelin Man , ‘ee ‘as gone le berserk!
–You mean “Bibendum,” zee favorite trademark of les peuple de France?
–Oui, oui, oui!!!!
–Alphonse, les toilettes sont juste à côté de toi.
–Non, pas “wee wee wee,” j’ai dit “oui, oui, oui”—Bibendum is zee meurterer!
–Well, Alphonse, then it is time for zee secret weapon.
–Gasp! You mean, zee hatpin?
–S’il vous plait, Alphonse, speak zee French ok? You mean to say “épingle à chapeau.”
–Oui, oui, oui
–Ah, Alphonse, go relieve yourself and zen we will speak again.
Why does he look so surprised that the giant weapon/welder he’s been hauling around is capable of firing?
What’s he shooting at? A soucoupe that’s off-stage? Or is he really welding the dimly-sketched trusses and hasn’t noticed what’s BEHIND YOU? Turn that on the invading soucoupes and grab your zap gun!
Are le soucoupes the supervisors, and he’s behind in his welding quota, and surprised that they’re here?
April 4th, 2018 at 10:25 am
I’ve never seen anyone so surprised to be welding.
April 4th, 2018 at 1:56 pm
The new steampunk cyberman design was not a success.
April 4th, 2018 at 2:00 pm
Credit where credit is due for left-hander representation, including placement of the sidearm on the trigger hand side. No credit for…well, pretty much everything else, really.
April 4th, 2018 at 2:03 pm
It’s not a gun. It’s an atomic flashlight.
April 4th, 2018 at 2:40 pm
Merde, He Wrote
April 4th, 2018 at 3:49 pm
David Lynch Sardaukar soldier concept art.
April 4th, 2018 at 4:12 pm
I like how the midground soucoupe volante appears to falling apart.
April 4th, 2018 at 4:43 pm
Does a soucoupe volante commit meurtre, or does someone meurtre a soucoupe volante?
April 4th, 2018 at 5:03 pm
Why does he have googly eyes on his helmet? This design choice is puzzling to me.
April 4th, 2018 at 5:08 pm
I guess it make sense that a French flying saucer would have the Michelin Man aboard.
April 4th, 2018 at 5:20 pm
(field telephone rings)
–‘Allo?
–Mon Capitaine, it is zee disaster!!
–Calme toi, Alphonse, calme toi, que-ce que ç’est?
–Capitaine, it is zee Michelin Man , ‘ee ‘as gone le berserk!
–You mean “Bibendum,” zee favorite trademark of les peuple de France?
–Oui, oui, oui!!!!
–Alphonse, les toilettes sont juste à côté de toi.
–Non, pas “wee wee wee,” j’ai dit “oui, oui, oui”—Bibendum is zee meurterer!
–Well, Alphonse, then it is time for zee secret weapon.
–Gasp! You mean, zee hatpin?
–S’il vous plait, Alphonse, speak zee French ok? You mean to say “épingle à chapeau.”
–Oui, oui, oui
–Ah, Alphonse, go relieve yourself and zen we will speak again.
April 4th, 2018 at 6:16 pm
Mighty unmighty moustache.
April 4th, 2018 at 10:44 pm
Leigh Bowery takes the law into his own hands
April 4th, 2018 at 11:19 pm
Why has he got a ray-gun on his hip while welding in deep space? Who does he need a sidearm for?
April 5th, 2018 at 12:56 am
Sacre bleu!
“Murder in Soup Car Volunteer”.
GSS to the GSS comment! Magnifique!
Why does he look so surprised that the giant weapon/welder he’s been hauling around is capable of firing?
What’s he shooting at? A soucoupe that’s off-stage? Or is he really welding the dimly-sketched trusses and hasn’t noticed what’s BEHIND YOU? Turn that on the invading soucoupes and grab your zap gun!
Are le soucoupes the supervisors, and he’s behind in his welding quota, and surprised that they’re here?
C’est merde, non meurtre, M. De Wulf.
April 5th, 2018 at 1:24 am
@fred11 It’s Charles de Gaulle, in spaaace!
April 9th, 2018 at 3:21 pm
My french isn’t that good…can someone tell me why the welder is crying?
April 22nd, 2018 at 10:09 pm
Jean-Paul Sartre est
le CAPITAIN DE L’ESPACE
dans l’aventure futuristique
MEURTRE EN SOUCOUPE VOLANTE
Filmé en EXISTENSIALISTE-SCOPE
April 23rd, 2018 at 2:04 pm
@ARY – I see you have returned from your time in the wilderness. Welcome back!