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Click for larger imageTor Mented Comments: It never fails! There’s always a snail driver ahead of me in the fast lane.
Published 1995
(Average: 7.70 out of 10)
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Tor Mented Comments: It never fails! There’s always a snail driver ahead of me in the fast lane.
Published 1995
(Average: 7.70 out of 10)Loading...
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April 26th, 2018 at 10:40 am
That poor, poor snail!
April 26th, 2018 at 10:53 am
Don’t worry, Snaily, we’ll get you to that French restaurant in time! *theatrical wink*
April 26th, 2018 at 11:29 am
Why don’t the horse and people have any bodies?
April 26th, 2018 at 11:57 am
It’s taken them four hours to get to the front of the cover.
April 26th, 2018 at 12:14 pm
My money is on the racing snail from Neverending Story.
April 26th, 2018 at 12:31 pm
Book 4?…depeche mode? snail a la mode?
April 26th, 2018 at 12:47 pm
@MakkaPakka. It’s by Piers Anthony, so probably yes.
Edit: In support of this thesis, the first book in the series is Virtual Mode, which has already graced Good Show Sir’s pages.
I don’t know why this one doesn’t have a punning title, though.
April 26th, 2018 at 1:15 pm
Other titles in the series no doubt include “Safe Mode”, “Church Mode”, “Mean, Median & Mode”…
April 26th, 2018 at 1:21 pm
That severed horse head is definitely a message from the Mob.
April 26th, 2018 at 1:41 pm
She: Wait a minute, this isn’t an eyestalk! It’s . . . it’s a . . .
Snail: Hyunh-hyunh-hyunh . . . .
April 26th, 2018 at 3:38 pm
You can be sure of Shell.
April 26th, 2018 at 5:25 pm
I can’t get into this new form of chess.
April 26th, 2018 at 5:56 pm
Definitely more of a shellicky bookey than a snail, i think.
April 26th, 2018 at 5:56 pm
Does the snail-rider know she’s being chased by mobsters riding a disembodied horsehead?
April 27th, 2018 at 8:41 pm
When 8 year old Jimmy was given free reign to draw the horse head nebula.
April 28th, 2018 at 4:01 am
A scantily clad lass spread eagled on a giant snail/slug, 40% of a similarly-unclad lass riding 30% of a horse, and a random head. All swooshing around underseas with a school of shark things. Which might explain the missing bits.
April 28th, 2018 at 5:44 am
I don’t think this ‘dark’ reboot of ‘Star Vs the Forces of Evil’ is going so well.
April 30th, 2018 at 6:31 am
@Xeelee: Horse, Other Girl, and Hunky Floating Head are with her _in spirit_.
“Backed by the thoughts and wishes of my poorly characterized friends, I’m sure to win Deathsnail Race 2052!”
May 28th, 2019 at 8:17 pm
@Anti-Sceptic, @Raoul: Haven’t you ever heard of la cosa nostra spaziale?