There was a period of time between his expulsion from Hogwarts and his hiring on as groundskeeper that Rubeus Hagrid really fell in with the wrong crowd.
The swords are rather less prominent on this than the damsels and pterodactyls. (Again, I miss DSWBT; he’d have given us the species name)
Garth Land — or is it “Wayne’s World”? is awfully green.
@MakkaPakka (1) The two chaps in the background only have one girl each, so I guess they’re the ones still thirsting for it. Greedy.
@fred (6): I do hope he was less hirsute while working for the Post Office. Typical; raging barbarian in youth, then settles down to a civil service job.
@BC (8): They’re helium balloons.
@Lillie (11): You are indeed Awesome. Same path as I said above: raging barbarian, then working for an institution.
I’m no DSWBT, but I think those are pteranadons (big crest, no teeth) as drawn by someone who doesn’t understand how skeletons work (as B. Chiclitz pointed out).
June 21st, 2018 at 10:10 am
I’m confused, don’t the women come with booty, why do they thirst for that as well?
June 21st, 2018 at 10:49 am
It’s amazing what you can pick up on the way home at the local Spaaaargh.
June 21st, 2018 at 11:14 am
Garthland must be on Planet Wayne.
June 21st, 2018 at 12:23 pm
He may be abducting two damsels, but his heart is with Bugs Bunny dressed as a girl bunny.
June 21st, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Swords of the Barbarians. Sound choice there, Kenneth. Sporks of the Barbarians might have caused problems with the narrative.
June 21st, 2018 at 3:17 pm
I knew I recognized Garth #1 from somewhere.
https://www.postandcourier.com/sports/wrestling/where-are-they-now-pampero-firpo/article_a073b380-fd2b-11e7-b4fe-bb014a807ad6.html
June 21st, 2018 at 3:46 pm
“Above you!”
June 21st, 2018 at 3:47 pm
Those flying dinos seem to be lacking all internal skeletal structures.
June 21st, 2018 at 3:48 pm
“In the tradition of Conan.” Translation: nothing like Conan.
June 21st, 2018 at 4:53 pm
It would seem the artist was trying to up cheesy monster movie posters from the ’50s by having the big ogre-ish guy holding two women instead of one.
June 21st, 2018 at 5:38 pm
There was a period of time between his expulsion from Hogwarts and his hiring on as groundskeeper that Rubeus Hagrid really fell in with the wrong crowd.
June 21st, 2018 at 10:31 pm
The swords are rather less prominent on this than the damsels and pterodactyls. (Again, I miss DSWBT; he’d have given us the species name)
Garth Land — or is it “Wayne’s World”? is awfully green.
@MakkaPakka (1) The two chaps in the background only have one girl each, so I guess they’re the ones still thirsting for it. Greedy.
@fred (6): I do hope he was less hirsute while working for the Post Office. Typical; raging barbarian in youth, then settles down to a civil service job.
@BC (8): They’re helium balloons.
@Lillie (11): You are indeed Awesome. Same path as I said above: raging barbarian, then working for an institution.
GSS: GSS!
June 22nd, 2018 at 1:45 am
Then it’s true what they say: Mountain men keep mountain women.
June 22nd, 2018 at 3:25 am
Instead of seeking out women, booty, and blood they should have invested thier time into an anti-pterodactyl weapon.
June 22nd, 2018 at 3:18 pm
I’m no DSWBT, but I think those are pteranadons (big crest, no teeth) as drawn by someone who doesn’t understand how skeletons work (as B. Chiclitz pointed out).
June 22nd, 2018 at 7:25 pm
@GSS exnoob: I see, 6 brides for 3 brothers, could there be a musical in this?
June 22nd, 2018 at 10:38 pm
Poor barbarian. All the loot, all the dames, all the rubber Pteranadon you can eat, and he’s still blue.
June 25th, 2018 at 5:21 am
He misconstrued someone telling him to roll Mum on his armpits.
September 16th, 2019 at 9:59 pm
Some blame society for such behavior, others blame DNA.
Is it genes or environment? Nature or nurture?
I, for one, blame… SMURFS!
Those big hairy Smurfs, coming over here, taking our barbarian jobs and our women…
September 17th, 2019 at 2:43 am
Good Show, Sir? Nay!
As we always said in Garthland, “excellent!” 😉