Nov 23
Click for full imageOH OH OH! Let’s have a half naked man grasping his magic electrified sword around waist height. That sounds suggestive? Of course it is, he’s holding a sword right next to his baby maker. A ha ha ha. Don’t forget to overload the whole cover with text, a lot of text, in all shapes and sizes.
(Average: 8.50 out of 10)
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November 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 am
Wow… I mean this really is an embodiment of everything bad.
Good magic tattoo too.
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:43 am
The magic tattoo is pretty cool. And by cool, i clearly mean gay.
There is a disproportionate amount of text on the cover. There is also a disproportionate amount of buff dudes chest. Surely the ladies would like to see more of his face too? And maybe more of his weapon?
November 23rd, 2009 at 7:01 am
I think I could live without more of the face really….or the weapon for that matter.
I am totally blown away but the quote, however,…’fascinating, thrilling and deeply romantic’ and let’s not ignore ‘fabulous world-building and sexy romantic-adventure’…cor, well that’s me sold. Anything with that many adjectives must be good…right..
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
Atlantis… Is that what you call it?
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:47 am
Its a bit of a strange nickname, perhaps the sequel is a bit more direct but alot less mystical “Meat Truncheon Unleashed”
I have to say, this is one of the worst romantic fantasy covers just because of the overload of information on the cover. Surely all that crap is what the back of the book is for?
November 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
As I recall (and I draw on my detailed knowledge of ancient myth in saying this) the problem the fabled city of Atlantis had was that it was leashed. They put a great big leash on it, and that was its, er, doom. So, unleashing it, is, eh, obviously going to, um. Ah.
In sum: pork sword.
November 23rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm
It’s got a really big hilt too. It’s a shame someone has sunk his legs.
November 23rd, 2009 at 6:28 pm
It’s because he’s a really big hilt with the ladies. A HA.
Though the erect nipples were one tweak I could have done without.
A HAAARRRRR.
November 24th, 2009 at 4:23 am
Now come on guys. Obviously when Poseidon wanted warriors he didn’t want any old school boy he wanted a real man. With a shaved stomach…. and no armour… hmmm….
May 30th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
“Nipple Unleashed.”
June 1st, 2015 at 5:49 am
The thumping great pull-quote and the author’s name obscure the inconvenient way the hunk’s legs and arse are turning to barley sugar. I hope he doesn’t dissolve in seawater.
June 1st, 2015 at 10:34 am
The Warriors of Posedom.
June 1st, 2015 at 9:34 pm
Beefcake Unleashed
June 1st, 2015 at 10:23 pm
ALAN’S TITS, UNLEASHED
Sir, your tattoo is perfed.
June 2nd, 2015 at 8:55 am
“He kissed her roughly on the lips. She recoiled in disgust: ‘Ewww! You taste like rotten seaweed!!'”
October 2nd, 2015 at 8:59 pm
Umm, yeah… I think we saw in Seven what happens when you mix bladed weapons and pelvic thrusts..
December 21st, 2015 at 2:38 pm
It’s not such a big deal to “create an amazing and astonishing world”. You can do it on your own with Lego.
December 21st, 2015 at 2:51 pm
♬ “Alyssa Day…
And. All. Of. The. Night!”
January 21st, 2017 at 2:44 am
Is that a magic tattoo or magic scar?
That font and its color are truly dreadful. And why so much text on the front? Why bother putting a half-naked man on the cover when you can barely see him? And what’s he standing in?
But really. I want that title font abolished from the planet.