Mar 13

Scientology takes BDSM to an all new levelClick for larger image

JuanPaul Comments: Mad Maxine.

In honour of Juan Paul sharing his private collection of Scientology books, I hereby proclaim Wednesdays to be “L. Ron Humpday” for the remainder of the month of March.
— GSS Admin

Published 1986

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.94 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “An Alien Affair”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Wait – which one’s the suppressive person?

  2. SI Says:

    “I mean it’s good but you know what my sci-fi alien sex dungeon really needs?!? A tiger rug.”

  3. fred Says:

    Which Dick Blade book is this? ‘All of them.’, came the reply.

  4. JuanPaul Says:

    Hey, they’re not books, they’re Bibles.

  5. Lillie Awesome Says:

    I’m not sure what the M C Escher-esque chain binding adds to the brass and crystal bondage/animated suspension tank except surface scratches, which are going to be hard to buff out.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    Ms Stumpy-Arms seems to have muddled up the Crucifixion and Christmas Trees. Still, at least no rabbits were harmed in making this cover.

    That we know of…

  7. Bibliomancer Says:

    OMG. She’s wearing spurs.
    Watch out when she does the Reverse Cowgirl.

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    Another satisfied customer of Amazon’s advanced delivery system.

  9. Francis Boyle Says:


    If this were a Dick Blade book we’d be seeing a lot more of Dick and less of the lady. I mean you can’t even tell if this guy has weird pecs.

    As for Scientology and BDSM didn’t Elron pretty much invent financial domination?

  10. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Keeping ones sex life exciting gets progressively more difficult over time.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Lillie: Yes, it’s obviously decorative — it’s not like it’s restraining him any further, and she doesn’t need to be holding it. Maybe she just likes it, and who’s to naysay her?

    Does the gadget bombard the poor fellow with $CN propaganda 24/7?

    How long is the man’s neck? Seriously, check out the distance between chin and chest.

    Wonder what else @JuanPaul has hidden in his Closet of Dianetical Horror?

    Showed this to Mr. xn. His mouth moved silently three times before he said “There’s a chain and…” I think he was so stunned he completely missed the tiger head and it even took him a while to get to the cleavage.

  12. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @FB—I don’t know about him, but she sure does!

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Ivanka, shorn of the wig dad makes her wear, explains to Jared how the family business operates.

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The safeword is “Tom.”

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