The Empire waist and slit skirt are bold fashion choices when paired with shoulder boarded capes, but those jeweled boots are the thing. If you are going to go visiting planet to planet, go big.
@GSS ex-noob: at first I thought the green went all the way to the belt, but upon closer inspection of the expanded picture there’s some uncertainty. There still exists room for hope, and underpants.
B. Chiclit: be fair. On his home planet, Popeye legs may be the height of masculinity.
May 22nd, 2019 at 10:33 am
The Miserable Green Giant was a tinned foods marketing disaster.
May 22nd, 2019 at 12:30 pm
‘…No, not at all. Maybe it would be a clichĂ© if he was a LITTLE green man from space but this is a BIG green man from space – and look, I didn’t give him antennae see.’
May 22nd, 2019 at 12:59 pm
My brain hurts from entering Star Wars ™ territory for a comment.
May 22nd, 2019 at 1:25 pm
“Take myself too seriously, you say? No, not at all . . . well, maybe just a little.”
May 22nd, 2019 at 3:54 pm
The Empire waist and slit skirt are bold fashion choices when paired with shoulder boarded capes, but those jeweled boots are the thing. If you are going to go visiting planet to planet, go big.
May 22nd, 2019 at 4:49 pm
@Ryan “when you see the universe, the universe sees you.”
May 22nd, 2019 at 5:01 pm
Bet that thing can’t even undo screws.
May 22nd, 2019 at 5:11 pm
@Ryan—The boots, however stylish, are really just an attempt to hide the fact that Mr. Green Genes has a serious case of Popeye arms in his calves.
May 22nd, 2019 at 5:30 pm
No wonder my spaceship has been misfiring. He stole one of the spark plugs!
May 22nd, 2019 at 5:41 pm
It would appear our visitor took a sartorial cue from classic Earth television.
May 22nd, 2019 at 6:00 pm
Our green friend here was clearly trying to bring a Greco-Roman aesthetic to space, but didn’t quite succeed.
I’m not sure what the magic wand thing is, though.
May 22nd, 2019 at 6:18 pm
@Ryan: Braniac is looking particularly fabulous, isn’t he?
Is that skirt of his slit all the way up to his belt? If so, he’s one strong wind away from becoming “Flash” Gordon.
May 22nd, 2019 at 7:51 pm
I prefer this Green Man.
May 22nd, 2019 at 8:57 pm
He’s got a Brissle accent and a ‘liddle friend’ to help you cross the road safely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLeK1LKZKiI
May 22nd, 2019 at 9:55 pm
What appears to be a rising breeze is probably what confirms the visitors gender.
May 22nd, 2019 at 11:08 pm
@Ryan: I’m not sure if it’s shoulder boards on his cape, or a curtain rod — as I see @Lillie Awesome beat me to commenting.
@BC: obviously ignores arm day. And maybe the green skin is due to spinach?
@Tat: implies probable evil in another role, dunnit?
@Bruce: we can only hope for Cosmic Underpants.
How about this chap?
https://www.viagogo.com/Festival-Tickets/UK-Festivals/Green-Man-Festival-Tickets
May 23rd, 2019 at 2:00 am
Perhaps he can hook up with the Green Girl? https://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/157929/jack-williamson-john-stewart-williamson/the-green-girl
@GSS ex-noob: at first I thought the green went all the way to the belt, but upon closer inspection of the expanded picture there’s some uncertainty. There still exists room for hope, and underpants.
B. Chiclit: be fair. On his home planet, Popeye legs may be the height of masculinity.
May 23rd, 2019 at 8:41 am
“Here, hold this. It’s an earthling fashion accessory. We call it dynamite.”
May 23rd, 2019 at 10:34 pm
All right, this is truly glorious and meme-worthy even if it’s from 1946, no less. “Serious alien is serious”. Good show Sir!
May 28th, 2019 at 1:41 pm
REGENT HE-MAN
Savior came to Sprif / I am professor Tivac / Overt scam of Asipir
November 12th, 2019 at 8:50 am
“Greetings, Earthlings. I bring you the gift of Cosmo-Steroids.”