Aug 08
J Greely Comments: Every time I try to describe this picture, I get distracted by remembering what the aliens actually do with those fingers.
Published 1982
J Greely Comments: Every time I try to describe this picture, I get distracted by remembering what the aliens actually do with those fingers.
Published 1982
August 8th, 2019 at 10:13 am
“It’s afraid!”
August 8th, 2019 at 10:35 am
“So then sir, what’ll it be? Take a little off the back and sides? Right you are. Any holidays planned this year? Trim your beard as well, sir? Something for the weekend, sir?”
August 8th, 2019 at 2:04 pm
The most unconvincing depiction of levitation in the history of levitation.
August 8th, 2019 at 2:15 pm
If it’s any consolation the hand thing is move number one in beardie’s standard seduction procedure, so just just deserts. Been practising in a string of communes all the way back to ’68. He used it on the other two. That’s why they have that look. That and the pot. And the Quaaludes. Yeah, tell me about that time you became a universe.
August 8th, 2019 at 4:01 pm
They must all use the same hair product as Stevie Nicks.
August 8th, 2019 at 4:23 pm
“His reiki is great, but wait till you hear him play the piano!”
August 8th, 2019 at 4:32 pm
“Robot Alexa. Please adjust my mullet toupee.”
August 8th, 2019 at 4:49 pm
Thames Television’s ill-adviised ‘Tomorrow People’/’Rainbow’ crossover left Rod, Jane and Freddie with deep psychological scars.
August 8th, 2019 at 5:39 pm
That’s too many fingers, I’m out.
August 8th, 2019 at 5:46 pm
As he struggled to teach hippies to levitate, X’an-Pazh began to regret getting a liberal arts degree.
August 8th, 2019 at 9:37 pm
IIRC, this is the longest sex scene in the book; these aliens aren’t friendly, but they’ve got magic fingers.
-j
August 9th, 2019 at 2:04 am
This scalp massage is soooo relaxing.
August 9th, 2019 at 4:39 am
Soooo many hands so proudly displayed, some with an almost uncountable number of fingers, but nary a hard-to-draw foot in sight.
August 9th, 2019 at 8:07 am
Flies. Man who became a universe. Are we talking some sort of insect infestation? What, pray tell, exactly is in his hair? Is the alien combing him for nits?
Shouldn’t there be a beard-related tag here?
@J Greely: ew.
August 10th, 2019 at 11:59 pm
Although our hipster space quartet often enjoyed lunch out after practicing for a night’s gig in the Padded Null-Gee Lounge, Silver Sam’s seven fingers meant he always insisted that they use the septadecimal number system when it came time to pay the bill.
Divvying up the damn check always led to some godawful headaches…
August 12th, 2019 at 7:03 pm
In the future, mediums are able to do seances to communicate with dead robots…so that’s what the ghost of Hal 2000 looks like.
August 22nd, 2019 at 9:27 pm
The story of the man who became a universe
THE ORSON WELLES STORY
August 22nd, 2019 at 11:51 pm
@A.R. – Orson only became a planet. #decepticonsforever