This is one of the covers that is science-fiction-y, but at the same time deadly dull. Did the art director of Pocket Books spend more than two minutes on the decision to print this?
“What scene will bore our readers enough to make them pass on to our competitor’s books? Let’s pick that one!”
Even Tony the cover model is suffering from ennui.
A certain orange-faced grotesquerie reads the blurb and ponders—
“Two of every man? That means the other me can rule from 2024 until 2032. I’d better pop another Clorox Chewable to make sure we stay healthy!”
I’m not sure any of us can top Ryan’s art direction. GSS!
We certainly can’t accuse the artist of taking the title literally. No echoes or bones.
I have a question for the blurb — what about women? Are there still only one of them? This is definitely a dystopia if there’s twice as much mansplaining.
@ARY: Joe Piscopo wants YOU to join him in Lactonite!
May 18th, 2020 at 9:40 am
“Hey, some of these bath bombs haven’t dissolved! Refund!”
May 18th, 2020 at 10:08 am
One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small. And the pills that mother gives you lets you pass right through the walls.
May 18th, 2020 at 10:42 am
There’s not enough room for two, so they have to take turns being packed away in styrofoam for the week.
May 18th, 2020 at 10:43 am
Unexpected things that will exist in the future #273: PSAs warning of the danger of teleporting under the influence of strange alien drugs.
May 18th, 2020 at 3:40 pm
“Look, Artoo! It is Joe Piscopo, and he’s still frozen in Lactonite!”
May 18th, 2020 at 5:14 pm
This is one of the covers that is science-fiction-y, but at the same time deadly dull. Did the art director of Pocket Books spend more than two minutes on the decision to print this?
“What scene will bore our readers enough to make them pass on to our competitor’s books? Let’s pick that one!”
Even Tony the cover model is suffering from ennui.
May 18th, 2020 at 5:58 pm
“Don’t be half a man! Join the U.S. Space Force today!!!” (Stephen Miller insisted on the white background).
May 18th, 2020 at 6:29 pm
If ever a cover deserved the “feet are hard to draw” tag …
May 18th, 2020 at 6:31 pm
Actually, I don’t think it’s a bad cover. A bit of bargain-basement surrealism, but the artist has talent.
May 18th, 2020 at 8:47 pm
A certain orange-faced grotesquerie reads the blurb and ponders—
“Two of every man? That means the other me can rule from 2024 until 2032. I’d better pop another Clorox Chewable to make sure we stay healthy!”
May 18th, 2020 at 11:07 pm
I’m not sure any of us can top Ryan’s art direction. GSS!
We certainly can’t accuse the artist of taking the title literally. No echoes or bones.
I have a question for the blurb — what about women? Are there still only one of them? This is definitely a dystopia if there’s twice as much mansplaining.
@ARY: Joe Piscopo wants YOU to join him in Lactonite!
May 19th, 2020 at 7:00 am
I was going to mention the woman thing – but that would have led to a threesome joke and I’m too classy for that!