There’s a theory that gas giants could be inhabited by balloon creatures filled with hydrogen. Now if they travelled in pairs they could be unstoppable – atomic genitals notwithstanding.
None could withstand the power of their atomic crotch-fuzz!
Looks like a 6 year old got hold of the red marker at some point in the coloring process.
Are they supposed to be clones, or did the artist come up with a “guy from Saturn face” and they decided it was too much trouble to come up with a second, let alone third one?
Ran out of everything but red, yellow, and black paint, did we?
I suppose the colors might have been an attempt to get the punters’ attention since the artwork is so bland. Meh.
@THX: see above line for proof.
@Vlttp: I think the Atomic Crotch is causing the withering away of everything else. His legs are already gone and his muscles are small. Presumably the other two heads show a more advanced version.
Maybe that’s the titular Crisis? And Earth men are powerless because they’re worried it’ll spread to them?
Am I alone in thinking that this cover art is fantastic?! This was before people used computers to generate cover art and actually illustrated them the old fashioned way. I would love to have this piece hanging on my wall as I listen to Man, or Astro Man?
July 21st, 2020 at 10:02 am
And women were all like “Meh”.
July 21st, 2020 at 11:51 am
Looks like a late 50’s JFK with different hair.
July 21st, 2020 at 12:12 pm
Looks like an apocalyptic Pepto-Bismol ad.
July 21st, 2020 at 12:40 pm
Well he does look a bit powerless with that physique – but I might be underestimating the devastating power of his Atomic Genitals.
July 21st, 2020 at 1:43 pm
They were. . .
Anthropomorphic boobies!
There’s a theory that gas giants could be inhabited by balloon creatures filled with hydrogen. Now if they travelled in pairs they could be unstoppable – atomic genitals notwithstanding.
July 21st, 2020 at 1:58 pm
That’s a lot of crisis, and it’s a rather pedestrian effort for the 2000th book in a series.
July 21st, 2020 at 3:14 pm
At lot of needless graphics effort went into putting the “2000” behind the dude’s right hand.
July 21st, 2020 at 5:31 pm
Mola Ram, the early years.
July 21st, 2020 at 6:12 pm
Well, at least they came from Saturn and not from Uranus.
July 21st, 2020 at 9:17 pm
Surely Level 42 were mid-80s, not fin de siecle?
July 21st, 2020 at 10:28 pm
@fred: He looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger before he sent for the Charles Atlas book.
@verylatetotheparty: Good show, sir!
And thank you all for making me laugh during the time of the beer virus!
July 22nd, 2020 at 12:05 am
None could withstand the power of their atomic crotch-fuzz!
Looks like a 6 year old got hold of the red marker at some point in the coloring process.
Are they supposed to be clones, or did the artist come up with a “guy from Saturn face” and they decided it was too much trouble to come up with a second, let alone third one?
July 22nd, 2020 at 1:49 am
Ran out of everything but red, yellow, and black paint, did we?
I suppose the colors might have been an attempt to get the punters’ attention since the artwork is so bland. Meh.
@THX: see above line for proof.
@Vlttp: I think the Atomic Crotch is causing the withering away of everything else. His legs are already gone and his muscles are small. Presumably the other two heads show a more advanced version.
Maybe that’s the titular Crisis? And Earth men are powerless because they’re worried it’ll spread to them?
@Adzel @Nomad @Bruce: yes.
July 22nd, 2020 at 4:31 am
They’ve all got a bad case of the Crazy Eyes.
July 22nd, 2020 at 4:32 am
Wait a minnit—are they the “They” or are they the “Men”?
July 22nd, 2020 at 5:39 am
@B. Chiclitz: they look a bit too much alike to be a cross-section of “Men”, even 1950s “Men.”
July 23rd, 2020 at 1:44 am
@BC: I think they’re They, or possibly Him since They look to be clones.
Also I thought the one non-red/yellow blob next to the title was a Viagra pill, which might go with Atomic Crotch.
July 23rd, 2020 at 11:58 pm
Am I alone in thinking that this cover art is fantastic?! This was before people used computers to generate cover art and actually illustrated them the old fashioned way. I would love to have this piece hanging on my wall as I listen to Man, or Astro Man?
July 24th, 2020 at 10:24 am
@Simon W: Man or Astroman?! The perfect accompaniment to so many of these works of art! I must have listened to Experiment Zero a hundred times…
December 3rd, 2023 at 12:21 pm
They don’t look like they’re gonna party like it’s 1999.