You know this wouldn’t be a bad cover if the story were a quirky and amusing tale of anthropomorphic dinosaurs in the modern world. Spoiler alert: it’s not.
Dinosaurs on covers must be getting tired of looking at ominous, smoking, something really, really bad is about to happen in the immediate future and I don’t want to be burned to death volcanoes.
It looks like a small child dressed in a very elaborate costume who’s going trick or treating. The person whose hand is showing has just said,”Honey, get a picture of this! * Isn’t it adorable? That’s a great costume, you get the full-sized candy bar.”
I suppose the volcano could be part of the homeowners’ Halloween decor in the front yard, though it would be extremely non-traditional.
October 1st, 2020 at 9:06 am
“I got this on, but how do I get it off?!”
October 1st, 2020 at 12:09 pm
Ok boomer.
October 1st, 2020 at 12:53 pm
“A strange and hostile environment: one step inside, and I’ve already lost all my feathers.”
October 1st, 2020 at 4:27 pm
I had to review this for SFX: I know for a fact it’s embarrassing to be seen reading it on the tube.
October 1st, 2020 at 5:26 pm
You know this wouldn’t be a bad cover if the story were a quirky and amusing tale of anthropomorphic dinosaurs in the modern world. Spoiler alert: it’s not.
October 1st, 2020 at 5:36 pm
“Ruh Roh”
October 1st, 2020 at 6:20 pm
If dinosaurs had survived, you’d see a lot of cute videos like this on YouTube.
October 1st, 2020 at 9:07 pm
Dinosaurs on covers must be getting tired of looking at ominous, smoking, something really, really bad is about to happen in the immediate future and I don’t want to be burned to death volcanoes.
October 1st, 2020 at 11:00 pm
Think like a dinosaur
Sting like a bee
The mantra Ali rejected.
October 1st, 2020 at 11:55 pm
@Francis: yeah, it very much is NOT.
It looks like a small child dressed in a very elaborate costume who’s going trick or treating. The person whose hand is showing has just said,”Honey, get a picture of this! * Isn’t it adorable? That’s a great costume, you get the full-sized candy bar.”
I suppose the volcano could be part of the homeowners’ Halloween decor in the front yard, though it would be extremely non-traditional.
*(which is the cover)
October 2nd, 2020 at 8:09 am
Walk like an Egyptian
Think like a Dinosaur
Dress like a ’50s style spaceman…
October 2nd, 2020 at 11:40 am
Embarrassed Like A Dinosaur
October 2nd, 2020 at 11:43 am
The book that blew the lid off the great astronaut fart cover-up!
Now the truth can be told: It stinks inside those suits!
October 4th, 2020 at 10:34 pm
Book or no book, eventually the lid would have to blow off that particular cover-up.