A close analysis of the the in of the leftmost floating-modesty-eye thing suggests our sculpted-from-butter Adonis might be possessed of something he wouldn’t want any human to see. Or maybe it just melted.
Moral of this story:never skip the “100 ways to hide naughty bits” class at the UAI.
@GSS ex-noob: you’re implying either the naked guy isn’t human or that the floating eyeballs are.
…unless the “They” in the sentence “They dared invade the beasts’ realm and saw things no human should ever see” aren’t human, in which case we have nonhuman creatures seeing things no human should ever see (like naked guy’s junk?) but might be fine for them. Or maybe both the naked guy and the eyeballs are beasts and there aren’t any humans at all in this story. Man, now I’m getting confused.
If cover practices are the usual, we presume naked guy is human (though may now be sans a few parts)..
And yet I don’t generally consider floating eyeballs to be “beasts”. Aliens, sure; creepy, sure — but beasts is an odd term for them. Not that odd phrasings are unknown to this blurb.
Maybe the beasts are in the dome city.
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October 5th, 2020 at 11:22 am
Trying their best to look in the other direction, apart from the one at the back that seems to be checking out his arse.
October 5th, 2020 at 11:46 am
Bare the Beasts – ew! (anag.)
October 5th, 2020 at 12:19 pm
A close analysis of the the in of the leftmost floating-modesty-eye thing suggests our sculpted-from-butter Adonis might be possessed of something he wouldn’t want any human to see. Or maybe it just melted.
Moral of this story:never skip the “100 ways to hide naughty bits” class at the UAI.
October 5th, 2020 at 1:33 pm
Eye see what you did there. There, got that one out of the way.
I expect this title and blurb could work with any cover in the GSS archives.
October 5th, 2020 at 2:42 pm
He’s actually wearing clothes, but the Beasts have X-Ray Specs powers.
October 5th, 2020 at 4:59 pm
” . . . some of them even published things, seemingly books.”
October 5th, 2020 at 5:24 pm
“I can’t take my eyes off his junk!” – Jack Faragasso
October 5th, 2020 at 5:27 pm
What can be over his head that distracts him from floating eyeballs but leaves those eyeballs unmoved?
October 5th, 2020 at 5:31 pm
Beware, the beasts have learned to use stencils.
October 5th, 2020 at 6:22 pm
@Tat Wood: he’s been around floating eyeballs all week, but a red-cockaded woodpecker isn’t a bird you get to see every day.
October 5th, 2020 at 11:17 pm
Wonderful blurb. Just beautiful. A perfect word salad.
“Some of them even came back – seemingly alive…”
Many of them didn’t come back – seemingly not seen again.
However, some of them came back seemingly dead.
All of them came back – or not. Seemingly dead or alive.
Very few of them came back but seemingly returning.
(Feel free to continue…)
October 5th, 2020 at 11:22 pm
That Mormon underwear looks even stranger than rumor suggested.
October 6th, 2020 at 12:02 am
Exactly who are “the beasts” — the floating eyeballs or the naked people?
@THX: Almost worthy of our occasional visitor @anon!
@Francis: I agree. I suspect nipples aren’t the only thing he’s missing.
@Tat: Is the dude reacting to the title hovering above his head? Like “Only NOW do you warn me? AFTER the eyeballs are looking at my bits?
@ARY (11): the blurb-o-matic was stuck on “random” that day. GSS.
October 6th, 2020 at 5:09 am
@GSS ex-noob: you’re implying either the naked guy isn’t human or that the floating eyeballs are.
…unless the “They” in the sentence “They dared invade the beasts’ realm and saw things no human should ever see” aren’t human, in which case we have nonhuman creatures seeing things no human should ever see (like naked guy’s junk?) but might be fine for them. Or maybe both the naked guy and the eyeballs are beasts and there aren’t any humans at all in this story. Man, now I’m getting confused.
October 6th, 2020 at 11:09 am
@ruce: why not both? Blurb is non-specific too.
If cover practices are the usual, we presume naked guy is human (though may now be sans a few parts)..
And yet I don’t generally consider floating eyeballs to be “beasts”. Aliens, sure; creepy, sure — but beasts is an odd term for them. Not that odd phrasings are unknown to this blurb.
Maybe the beasts are in the dome city.