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Wildeblood’s Empire

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Eyeballs or lizard eggs. You be the judgeyClick for larger image

Bibliomancer Comments: You’d be shooting up too if your girlfriend ran off with a lizard people.

Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)
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15 Responses to “Wildeblood’s Empire”

  1. Bruce A Munro Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 9:18 am

    Will Wildeblood’s serious drug habit keep him from making peace between the lizard people and the Chicks Made From Butter? The floating eyeballs and their constant unhelpful criticism aren’t making it any easier!

  2. THX 1139 Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 9:34 am

    Yeah, you’d better make an exit, lizardman! Captain Kirk’s on his way!

  3. fred Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 11:48 am

    This cover looks more apt for the only attempted landing of the Icarus mission.

  4. Max Bathroom Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 1:38 pm

    So when you have a particularly harsh comedown from whatever you’re taking, it’s called a third landing?

  5. Francis Boyle Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 2:09 pm

    And the winner of The Most Generic SF Cover of the Seventies Award is. . . well, not this, but only because it was knocked into second place by the inexplicably yellow woman.

  6. Daard23 Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 3:59 pm

    I’m adding lizard frat boy to my list of favorites. He needs to have a beer can in his right claw. ” Dude! what’s up?”

  7. JuanPaul Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    @Daard23 I think White Claw would be more appropriate. It’s gonna be a White Claw & heroin summer!

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    Too late did Will learn that the Chinese GSS vaccine has a side effect—the complete disappearance of the lower half of one’s body.

  9. NomadUK Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    Haunted by the twin spectres of Cuddy inexplicably turning yellow and his latest patient metamorphosing into a lizard, House decides to skip the Vicodin and move to the hard stuff.

  10. Tor Mented Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    Heroine, heroin and herpetologian.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:
    March 16th, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    Definitely eggs. You can tell by the innards.

    @Bruce: I think it’s the Chicks Made From Cheese. Or Cheez. Maybe cheddar, maybe Velveeta, maybe Whiz. Like those butter-carving contests at state fairs.

    @Daard: Close, but he’s friends with those frogs from Bud, so he’s yelling “WHAAAZZUUUP!” And “the dairy chick is here! So’s the pusher! PAR-TAY!”

    At least we know why his blood is Wilde.

    GSS to THX, Nomad, and Tor.

  12. A. R. Yngve Says:
    March 25th, 2021 at 9:26 pm

    David Icke tried drugs, and you know the rest.

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:
    March 26th, 2021 at 1:49 am

    @ARY: GSS!

  14. Emster Says:
    June 8th, 2022 at 2:35 am

    The cover art is kinda interesting, but what’s up with the font? Looks like they had a font contest at the local high school and picked the funky but slightly off-balance lettering of that girl who signs her name with a heart over the “i”.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:
    June 8th, 2022 at 10:52 pm

    @Emster: But when she saw the art it went with, she was all “ew, gross!” and started drawing frowny faces everywhere.

    (I knew that girl too!)

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