Mar 15
Ryan Comments: A baffling melange of unrelated images clumped together in the bottom half of the cover, unmoored from any background, will surely help sell this novel.
Published 1979
Ryan Comments: A baffling melange of unrelated images clumped together in the bottom half of the cover, unmoored from any background, will surely help sell this novel.
Published 1979
March 15th, 2021 at 10:26 am
Is this one of those Muppets episodes with the content warning at the start?
March 15th, 2021 at 11:52 am
I think a Kingdom that can be won w/a bird ghost, a sword that’s effective against mud, and the three little pigs would have already been won by someone using more conventional means.
March 15th, 2021 at 12:16 pm
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!
Black Knight: No, it isn’t!
King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?
Black Knight: I’ve had worse.
March 15th, 2021 at 1:05 pm
That’s one way to break up a solid chocolate easter bunny.
March 15th, 2021 at 1:46 pm
“Fear my chocolate spatula of DOOM.”
March 15th, 2021 at 2:40 pm
Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m the GingerBr—arrrrghhh!
March 15th, 2021 at 3:16 pm
Never mind Kevin Kline and the Gummi-Bear, what’s with the grave? Someone’s buried in a swamp near a pigsty – that has to be a food hygiene issue even without the giant pigeon statue made of Parma Violets.
March 15th, 2021 at 3:45 pm
“I dub thee Sir … Ooops”
March 15th, 2021 at 4:13 pm
There it is, a Home Run to win the Series! And now I’m going to Disneyland™!
March 15th, 2021 at 4:23 pm
As commanded by his imaginary bird-friend, Sir Doofus destroys the Icky Idol, wrecking at least two hours of work by a small child playing with mud (earth).
“Wizardry and Warfare win a kingdom for a Rogue”
If I know my Cabell, that makes the story sound a lot more conventional than it really is.
March 15th, 2021 at 5:21 pm
And there was me thinking the cover of the Unwin UK edition wasn’t very good…
March 15th, 2021 at 11:26 pm
To whoever did the mouseover text: GSS!
To the rest of you: GSS! Far too witty for a Monday.
So it’s set in medieval Europe (tunic-wearing guy with sword; castle; free-roaming pigs: all check) but there’s a ‘Muricun Eagle also? (blue, with red and white striped bunting: USA! USA!).
Ooh, I get it now. “Figures of Earth” = “Humanoid Statues of Mud”.
March 17th, 2021 at 2:22 am
At first glance, I thought ghost-bird was wearing a crash helmet. I wasn’t surprised, what with some guy swinging a sword like that…
July 16th, 2021 at 1:22 pm
“Listen, strange birds lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!”
July 16th, 2021 at 10:30 pm
@Bruce: That’s good, if the story’s more convoluted, else the blurb is one big spoiler.