Woman’s thought: “Ugh, when I agreed to be in this ritual, no one mentioned the DROOL!”
Does Beelze-goat set a lot of fires with his head? Is said flame powered by methane, presuming he has a ruminant stomach?
@Bruce: Not only is it an “actual”, but don’t Satanic rituals involve several people in robes standing around chanting? What fun is it if you just lash the damsel to the rock and leave?
May 26th, 2021 at 10:02 am
Come off it, Countryfile, you don’t need to chase ratings like this.
May 26th, 2021 at 10:14 am
It appears that Goaty McGoatface’s rupture disc has blown.
May 26th, 2021 at 11:31 am
So, she’s Eve then? (ba-zing!)
I dunno: is it really a Satanic “ritual” any longer if the Devil shows up in person to molest women? It’s more of a Satanic “actual”, so to speak.
@MakkaPakka: on the positive side, the Black Goat can now be used to prepare marshmallows and hot dogs.
May 26th, 2021 at 12:24 pm
‘Wait a minute – you’re not Space Sheep’.
Funny, I thought Lily Allen was more a big city girl.
May 26th, 2021 at 2:45 pm
What Agatha Christie got up to during her famous disappearance.
May 26th, 2021 at 3:16 pm
“Satanic rituals, violence and death”
Well, that’s Friday night sorted but what about the rest of the weekend?
May 26th, 2021 at 4:54 pm
Poor thing’s had her toes amputated, probably to make her easier to subdue by old goat breath there.
May 26th, 2021 at 5:04 pm
Is that a bong on the floor? Reefer madness!
May 26th, 2021 at 5:18 pm
Apparently, goat feet are no easier to draw than human feet.
May 26th, 2021 at 6:37 pm
This is the absolute apex of “Books you shouldn’t read on public transportation”
May 26th, 2021 at 6:43 pm
Do we have a “goat spittle” tag?
May 26th, 2021 at 6:44 pm
@Tracy: just what I was thinking!
May 27th, 2021 at 12:29 am
Woman’s thought: “Ugh, when I agreed to be in this ritual, no one mentioned the DROOL!”
Does Beelze-goat set a lot of fires with his head? Is said flame powered by methane, presuming he has a ruminant stomach?
@Bruce: Not only is it an “actual”, but don’t Satanic rituals involve several people in robes standing around chanting? What fun is it if you just lash the damsel to the rock and leave?
May 27th, 2021 at 4:43 pm
This illustration is not representative of any of my trips to the English Countryside.
June 8th, 2021 at 11:37 am
ALL CREATURES GREAT AND PHWOARR
By James Herriot
October 31st, 2023 at 1:35 pm
All Creatures Goat and Swoll.