May 26

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Max Bathroom Comments: Goat to get you into my life…

Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.92 out of 10)

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16 Responses to “The Eve of Midsummer”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Come off it, Countryfile, you don’t need to chase ratings like this.

  2. MakkaPakka Says:

    It appears that Goaty McGoatface’s rupture disc has blown.

  3. Bruce A Munro Says:

    So, she’s Eve then? (ba-zing!)

    I dunno: is it really a Satanic “ritual” any longer if the Devil shows up in person to molest women? It’s more of a Satanic “actual”, so to speak.

    @MakkaPakka: on the positive side, the Black Goat can now be used to prepare marshmallows and hot dogs.

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    ‘Wait a minute – you’re not Space Sheep’.

    Funny, I thought Lily Allen was more a big city girl.

  5. fred Says:

    What Agatha Christie got up to during her famous disappearance.

  6. Francis Boyle Says:

    “Satanic rituals, violence and death”

    Well, that’s Friday night sorted but what about the rest of the weekend?

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Poor thing’s had her toes amputated, probably to make her easier to subdue by old goat breath there.

  8. Bibliomancer Says:

    Is that a bong on the floor? Reefer madness!

  9. NomadUK Says:

    Apparently, goat feet are no easier to draw than human feet.

  10. Tracy Says:

    This is the absolute apex of “Books you shouldn’t read on public transportation”

  11. Raoul Says:

    Do we have a “goat spittle” tag?

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Tracy: just what I was thinking!

  13. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Woman’s thought: “Ugh, when I agreed to be in this ritual, no one mentioned the DROOL!”

    Does Beelze-goat set a lot of fires with his head? Is said flame powered by methane, presuming he has a ruminant stomach?

    @Bruce: Not only is it an “actual”, but don’t Satanic rituals involve several people in robes standing around chanting? What fun is it if you just lash the damsel to the rock and leave?

  14. Ryan Says:

    This illustration is not representative of any of my trips to the English Countryside.

  15. A. R. Yngve Says:

    By James Herriot

  16. Tor Mented Says:

    All Creatures Goat and Swoll.

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