Either he’s the same size all over and there are little legs kicking around inside the giant space-suit’s chest and tiny arms reaching the suit’s shoulders, or he has a head the size of a lemon and a coconut-scale helmet.
Or, hypothetically, he has a six-foot neck and his head’s further away than his body, but we can’t tell from this angle.
June 1st, 2021 at 10:17 am
Sorry, but it’s still Mars 1 – Moon 0 in space erotica.
https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/DeodandThuvia.jpg
June 1st, 2021 at 10:22 am
Most people would have a hula girl on their dashboard, but he had to be different…
June 1st, 2021 at 10:24 am
More like “I Love Porn Quest” – am I right?
June 1st, 2021 at 2:48 pm
This guy is headed for a premature ejection.
June 1st, 2021 at 2:53 pm
@THX It’s just a dashboard Mary without the dress on.
June 1st, 2021 at 3:33 pm
Within every spaceman, there’s a little naked woman trying to get out.
(Surely it’s Moon Lovers rather than Moonlovers? He doesn’t want to make out with the Moon itself, does he?)
June 1st, 2021 at 4:04 pm
“My God…it’s full of Joan Collins!”
June 1st, 2021 at 4:11 pm
Oh my……..
‘One of the dumbest, worst books I’ve ever read, The Moonlovers is a sleaze novel with sci-fi trappings’.
http://glorioustrash.blogspot.com/2016/09/the-moonlovers.html
June 1st, 2021 at 4:53 pm
He’ll be safe from this vixen as long as he stays locked inside his spacesuit
June 1st, 2021 at 6:13 pm
Well he certainly looks like he is – not sure about her.
June 1st, 2021 at 7:40 pm
This cover really has that paint-by-numbers look. Either that or “Cupid’s Javelin” (thx @fred) is doubling as a paintbrush.
June 1st, 2021 at 8:05 pm
Either he’s the same size all over and there are little legs kicking around inside the giant space-suit’s chest and tiny arms reaching the suit’s shoulders, or he has a head the size of a lemon and a coconut-scale helmet.
Or, hypothetically, he has a six-foot neck and his head’s further away than his body, but we can’t tell from this angle.
June 1st, 2021 at 8:52 pm
Not even the most alluring Space Brunette could ever fill the gaping void within Moonlover.
June 1st, 2021 at 11:48 pm
@Tat Wood: maybe that’s Master (without his sunglasses) in the helmet and Blaster working the arms?
June 2nd, 2021 at 12:05 am
@Bruce: apparently, we DO need another hero.
Just not Dick Blade.
June 2nd, 2021 at 1:11 am
Lots of great comments today. GSS everyone.
June 2nd, 2021 at 2:31 am
Tiny naked nipple-less woman manipulated by pinhead spaceman in pink spacesuit.
That says less “erotic space odyssey” than “horny teen videogaming in his parent’s Moon basement”.
GSS to all, and special thanks(?) to @fred for the review link.
Pretty sure everything we imagined is better than the actual book.
June 8th, 2021 at 11:35 am
Just as he thought he was going to “get lucky”, a Minecraft humanoid suddenly crashed right through him….