Jun 21

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Good Show Sir Comments: Russian Conan is angry that lightning has melted his ice cream cone.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.83 out of 10)

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14 Responses to “Конан Завоевателя”

  1. Tat Wood Says:

    After ‘The Red Shoe Diaries’ debacle, David Duchovny took what work he could get, even straight-to-video sword and sorcery.

  2. NomadUK Says:

    Tat [email protected]: Cromifornication!

  3. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @GSSC: Conan and the blueberry sherbet of DOOM!

    Conan looks a bit embarrassed to appear wearing that outfit, and I don’t blame him.

  4. Max Bathroom Says:

    “Conan? I thought I was supposed to be cosplaying as Loki!”
    “Oh shut up. I’ll get you an icecream if you stop pouting, okay?”

  5. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Conan accepts the free drink from Vladimir Putin. BIG mistake.

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @A.R. Yngve: shave off the rest of his hair and put him in black robes and Putin would fit just fine in with the rest of Conan’s rogues gallery.

  7. fred Says:

    Can’t tell if those are love handles or part of his armor.

  8. THX 1139 Says:

    “Oh, sure, they TOLD me it was diamond, but now they’re saying it’s quartz!”

  9. Tor Mented Says:

    If ever there was a Conan you suspect of using steroids, it ought to be the Russian Conan.

  10. JuanPaul Says:

    Conan the Siberian?
    Conan the Destroyer…of the bourgeoisie?

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    (1) (2): LOL.

    Sure, put him in kinda Greek armor, one of Loki’s helmets, and give him a blueberry ice cream cone.

    Conan, the Destroyer of His Own Reputation.

  12. Francis Boyle Says:

    In Soviet Russia Conan kills you. . . with laughter.

  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Rather a delicate grip on the sword hilt. Is that an extended pinkie? Not very Kohahesque, by Crom.

    @Tor M—GSS!

  14. Max Bathroom Says:

    Maybe this is the gay Conan, outing himself as a protest against Russia’s institutionalised homophobia?
    (Which is an idea that has potential: I don’t think even Robert Jordan got around to writing Conan The Bottom Bitch…)

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