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Click for larger imageGood Show Sir Comments: Russian Conan is angry that lightning has melted his ice cream cone.
(Average: 6.22 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir Comments: Russian Conan is angry that lightning has melted his ice cream cone.
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June 21st, 2021 at 3:44 pm
After ‘The Red Shoe Diaries’ debacle, David Duchovny took what work he could get, even straight-to-video sword and sorcery.
June 21st, 2021 at 3:52 pm
Tat Wood@1: Cromifornication!
June 21st, 2021 at 7:42 pm
@GSSC: Conan and the blueberry sherbet of DOOM!
Conan looks a bit embarrassed to appear wearing that outfit, and I don’t blame him.
June 21st, 2021 at 9:42 pm
“Conan? I thought I was supposed to be cosplaying as Loki!”
“Oh shut up. I’ll get you an icecream if you stop pouting, okay?”
June 21st, 2021 at 10:24 pm
Conan accepts the free drink from Vladimir Putin. BIG mistake.
June 21st, 2021 at 11:19 pm
@A.R. Yngve: shave off the rest of his hair and put him in black robes and Putin would fit just fine in with the rest of Conan’s rogues gallery.
June 22nd, 2021 at 12:14 am
Can’t tell if those are love handles or part of his armor.
June 22nd, 2021 at 12:41 am
“Oh, sure, they TOLD me it was diamond, but now they’re saying it’s quartz!”
June 22nd, 2021 at 12:49 am
If ever there was a Conan you suspect of using steroids, it ought to be the Russian Conan.
June 22nd, 2021 at 1:14 am
Conan the Siberian?
Conan the Destroyer…of the bourgeoisie?
June 22nd, 2021 at 3:58 am
(1) (2): LOL.
Sure, put him in kinda Greek armor, one of Loki’s helmets, and give him a blueberry ice cream cone.
Conan, the Destroyer of His Own Reputation.
June 22nd, 2021 at 5:03 am
In Soviet Russia Conan kills you. . . with laughter.
June 22nd, 2021 at 6:40 am
Rather a delicate grip on the sword hilt. Is that an extended pinkie? Not very Kohahesque, by Crom.
@Tor M—GSS!
June 22nd, 2021 at 2:40 pm
@GSS
Maybe this is the gay Conan, outing himself as a protest against Russia’s institutionalised homophobia?
(Which is an idea that has potential: I don’t think even Robert Jordan got around to writing Conan The Bottom Bitch…)
May 13th, 2022 at 4:37 am
As far as I can determine this is actually Bulgarian Conan. It is weirdly ungrammatical If it is Russian.
May 13th, 2022 at 2:20 pm
In role-playing games, such strong and heavily armored characters are referred to as tanks.
Wouldn’t it be great to see him towed away by a Ukrainian tractor?
May 13th, 2022 at 10:48 pm
@Tor: It would indeed!
I hear Russian soldiers are finding out that since the invasion of Ukraine isn’t officially a war, they can’t be forced to take part. The worst that can happen is they get thrown out of the army, not even jail time.
ObColbert: What’s this Conan holding? Is potato.
May 17th, 2022 at 6:33 pm
The nice Bulgarian lady over in the engineering office verified that it is indeed Bulgarian.
May 17th, 2022 at 9:47 pm
@Lars: Did you show her the cover? If so, she may not be so nice in the future.
May 18th, 2022 at 12:31 am
I offset the bad cover by showing her clips from the livestream of sea otters at the Vancouver Aquarium. 🦦