Aug 24

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Raoul Comments: Attack of the Dildo Rockets

Published 1965

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.44 out of 10)

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18 Responses to “Planets for Sale”

  1. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Ted Spaceguy, space hobbyist, paused in constructing his zero-gravity orrey to watch the 1 PM rocket launch he’d added. And his wife though it was “too much!”

  2. Tor Mented Says:

    This brilliant artist predicted the creation of the flexible iPad.
    What? A blueprint?
    Never mind.

  3. Ryan Says:

    I am glad that Chet (or maybe Biff?) was able to dodge that flight of rockets, and to rescue his planet from them as well.

  4. Leak Says:

    “Planets for sale – acquire within”?

  5. fred Says:

    Tagged with – Brylcreem.

  6. Raoul Says:

    Slather on that Oil of Olay™, Captain Planet.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    OMG! The flower shop just called. They said they mistakenly put an extra letter in the title!

  8. Francis Boyle Says:

    That’s clearly one of Slartibartfast’s finest – nothing but crinkly bits.

  9. Tat Wood Says:

    After the teleport accident fused them, Dan Dare and Professor Peabody decided to stick to rockets.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “All right class, pay no attention to those distracting dildo rockets. I’m now going to demonstrate how General Relativity works, I ask you to envision space as a huge rubber sheet. Now when I drop this bowling-ball sized planet onto the sheet, you’ll see how it warps and pulls the planet ball . . . wait a minute . . . what’s happening? I’m disappearing! I’m warping out too . . . falling into a wormhole . . . this is the end . . . stop laughing, class . . . damn you, Einstein!”

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Would you buy a used planet from that man?

    His gloves and matching giant shoulder pads obviously sold as a set. If the pads were any bigger, he’d be in Flying Nun territory.

    @Tor: Maybe not a flexible iPad, but here in the actual future, Bezos has dildo rockets that are even more so.

    @BC: YES! GSS!!! It’s perfect, especially since he’s visibly dissolving.

  12. THX 1139 Says:

    “This innovation will get the crowds back into the post-Covid basketball stadiums!”

  13. Hammy Says:

    “Planets for sale! Getcher planets here! Half off today only, or buy three for the price of two!” 😉

  14. A. R. Yngve Says:

    “Tonight on the History Channel: A very special investigation of the mysterious Time Bubble that trapped large parts of Science Fiction publishing in the 1960s. What strange forces caused the year 1955 to persist into the year 1965? Were aliens involved?”

  15. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Which was his heart’s true desire? Astrological charts or phallic rockets? He was was…

  16. Bibliomancer Says:

    @B Chiclitz – Good Show Sir!

  17. Rick Deckard Says:

    Oh the horror! He just crushed Mumbai with his thumb!

  18. Emster Says:

    OMG! Tor Mented just got me again. #7 Genius….

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