Aug 24
Click for larger imageRaoul Comments: Attack of the Dildo Rockets
Published 1965
(Average: 6.30 out of 10)
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Raoul Comments: Attack of the Dildo Rockets
Published 1965
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August 24th, 2021 at 3:50 pm
Ted Spaceguy, space hobbyist, paused in constructing his zero-gravity orrey to watch the 1 PM rocket launch he’d added. And his wife though it was “too much!”
August 24th, 2021 at 4:12 pm
This brilliant artist predicted the creation of the flexible iPad.
What? A blueprint?
Never mind.
August 24th, 2021 at 4:16 pm
I am glad that Chet (or maybe Biff?) was able to dodge that flight of rockets, and to rescue his planet from them as well.
August 24th, 2021 at 4:28 pm
“Planets for sale – acquire within”?
August 24th, 2021 at 4:32 pm
Tagged with – Brylcreem.
August 24th, 2021 at 4:39 pm
Slather on that Oil of Olay™, Captain Planet.
August 24th, 2021 at 4:44 pm
OMG! The flower shop just called. They said they mistakenly put an extra letter in the title!
August 24th, 2021 at 5:13 pm
That’s clearly one of Slartibartfast’s finest – nothing but crinkly bits.
August 24th, 2021 at 5:56 pm
After the teleport accident fused them, Dan Dare and Professor Peabody decided to stick to rockets.
August 24th, 2021 at 6:51 pm
“All right class, pay no attention to those distracting dildo rockets. I’m now going to demonstrate how General Relativity works, I ask you to envision space as a huge rubber sheet. Now when I drop this bowling-ball sized planet onto the sheet, you’ll see how it warps and pulls the planet ball . . . wait a minute . . . what’s happening? I’m disappearing! I’m warping out too . . . falling into a wormhole . . . this is the end . . . stop laughing, class . . . damn you, Einstein!”
August 24th, 2021 at 11:52 pm
Would you buy a used planet from that man?
His gloves and matching giant shoulder pads obviously sold as a set. If the pads were any bigger, he’d be in Flying Nun territory.
@Tor: Maybe not a flexible iPad, but here in the actual future, Bezos has dildo rockets that are even more so.
@BC: YES! GSS!!! It’s perfect, especially since he’s visibly dissolving.
August 25th, 2021 at 12:20 am
“This innovation will get the crowds back into the post-Covid basketball stadiums!”
August 25th, 2021 at 12:31 am
“Planets for sale! Getcher planets here! Half off today only, or buy three for the price of two!” 😉
August 25th, 2021 at 6:25 am
“Tonight on the History Channel: A very special investigation of the mysterious Time Bubble that trapped large parts of Science Fiction publishing in the 1960s. What strange forces caused the year 1955 to persist into the year 1965? Were aliens involved?”
August 25th, 2021 at 6:29 am
Which was his heart’s true desire? Astrological charts or phallic rockets? He was was…
TORN BETWEEN TWO NERD LOVES
August 25th, 2021 at 1:47 pm
@B Chiclitz – Good Show Sir!
August 25th, 2021 at 1:53 pm
Oh the horror! He just crushed Mumbai with his thumb!
April 2nd, 2022 at 1:49 am
OMG! Tor Mented just got me again. #7 Genius….