“OK, ok, I am aware Man’s Conquest of the Universe has had a bit of a setback. But just give us another million years to thicken up the ol’ cerebral cortex and fully re-master walking upright, and we’ll be back in business! I mean, we’ve already got teen celebrity haircuts and random murderousness down pat.”
It’s that famous movie scene where an apeman tosses a bloody bone up in the air… and in the next moment, it turns into a spaceship floating majestically through space… dripping with strawberry jam.
September 23rd, 2021 at 9:34 am
“Hmm, me sure Ug was here a minute ago, how to explain this?”
September 23rd, 2021 at 11:19 am
This Wicked Witch of the West’s monkeys may not fly, but they are much more vicious.
September 23rd, 2021 at 11:32 am
Gollum during his paleo phase.
September 23rd, 2021 at 11:41 am
“OK, ok, I am aware Man’s Conquest of the Universe has had a bit of a setback. But just give us another million years to thicken up the ol’ cerebral cortex and fully re-master walking upright, and we’ll be back in business! I mean, we’ve already got teen celebrity haircuts and random murderousness down pat.”
September 23rd, 2021 at 5:22 pm
I hope this isn’t one of the “200 erotic adult novels” that he wrote.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Resnick
September 23rd, 2021 at 6:57 pm
It’s that famous movie scene where an apeman tosses a bloody bone up in the air… and in the next moment, it turns into a spaceship floating majestically through space… dripping with strawberry jam.
September 23rd, 2021 at 7:12 pm
“I find this humerus.”
September 23rd, 2021 at 7:57 pm
“Wait a minute, that’s not blood, it’s—LAA-AA-AAH-VAAAH!!!”
September 23rd, 2021 at 11:06 pm
@Tor – Ha! GSS.
September 24th, 2021 at 1:32 am
“Dammit, who showed the first and last reels of 2001 at the same time?”
December 21st, 2021 at 6:46 pm
“Are you seriously asking me directions to the Grand Canyon?”