Sep 23

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Good Show Sir Comments: He traded the Earthmen some shiny metal for a Shake Weight™.

Published 1998

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.30 out of 10)

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11 Responses to “An Alien Land”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “Hmm, me sure Ug was here a minute ago, how to explain this?”

  2. fred Says:

    This Wicked Witch of the West’s monkeys may not fly, but they are much more vicious.

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    Gollum during his paleo phase.

  4. Bruce A Munro Says:

    “OK, ok, I am aware Man’s Conquest of the Universe has had a bit of a setback. But just give us another million years to thicken up the ol’ cerebral cortex and fully re-master walking upright, and we’ll be back in business! I mean, we’ve already got teen celebrity haircuts and random murderousness down pat.”

  5. daard23 Says:

    I hope this isn’t one of the “200 erotic adult novels” that he wrote.

  6. A. R. Yngve Says:

    It’s that famous movie scene where an apeman tosses a bloody bone up in the air… and in the next moment, it turns into a spaceship floating majestically through space… dripping with strawberry jam.

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    “I find this humerus.”

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Wait a minute, that’s not blood, it’s—LAA-AA-AAH-VAAAH!!!”

  9. Bibliomancer Says:

    @Tor – Ha! GSS.

  10. GSS ex-noob Says:

    “Dammit, who showed the first and last reels of 2001 at the same time?”

  11. JuanPaul Says:

    “Are you seriously asking me directions to the Grand Canyon?”

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