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Sep 27

Now see if he can escape from this coverClick for larger image

Jonathan Comments: Who is dropping canvases into the swimming pool?

Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.11 out of 10)
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11 Responses to “Pictures at an Exhibition”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    “I can’t take any more Emerson Lake and Palmer solos!”

  2. fred Says:

    Rod Serling’s ghost glances at this cover and sighs deeply.

  3. Francis Boyle Says:

    The 19th century version of Portal was poorly thought out, the gameplay clumsy, and it’s probably better not to mention the nudity thing.

  4. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Banksy’s new stunt stunned the art world.

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    I see some paint-Ting!

  6. Tor Mented Says:

    A lot of people have this reaction to Baba Yaga.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Maybe if you are named “Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn” you can get away with just using your first name on a painting. Not sure old “Pete Lyons” has enough name recognition, or talent, to pull it off.

  8. Tor Mented Says:

    And such lousy composition. He’s half out of the frame.

  9. Bruce A Munro Says:

    The other nudes in the oil painting all agreed: Kevin had to go.

  10. JuanPaul Says:

    @francis Upvote for mentioning one of my favorite games ever (Portal 2, actually). Though I don’t remember Portal being that painful.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    This is an exhibition that isn’t going to be well-attended, once word gets out that the pictures attack you.

    Fairly certain I can *hear* this cover.

    GSS to fred, BC, Bruce, and GSS with cluster* to Francis.

    *Cluster of what? Don’t ask, don’t tell.

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