Dec 02
Click for larger imageTat Wood Comments: The blurb calls the Sheirl-maiden’s body ‘virginal’. This looks more ‘impregnable’, like a Barbie. (If they’d made a Pru Standfast Barbie as part of a misguided C.A.T.S. Eyes merchandising bonanza, possibly as a crossover with ‘Gladiators’).
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December 2nd, 2021 at 9:02 am
All this half-time show needs is a wardrobe malfunction.
December 2nd, 2021 at 10:30 am
American Gladiators??
December 2nd, 2021 at 10:56 am
The Statue of Libidoty.
Variant cover. Kirk arrives to investigate this so called ‘space virgin’.
http://www.isfdb.org/wiki/images/2/24/BKTG18843.jpg
December 2nd, 2021 at 11:14 am
There were a couple of points I wanted to make about this cover but damnit if I haven’t gone and forgotten what they are.
December 2nd, 2021 at 2:30 pm
The guy behind her is so bizarre that I didn’t even look at her boobs.
December 2nd, 2021 at 4:44 pm
Jugs and Juggalo
December 2nd, 2021 at 5:12 pm
Can you still be a virgin if you’ve had breast implants?
December 2nd, 2021 at 6:34 pm
@B. Chiclitz: biologically, yes. Now that we can ask Britney, I’m sure she has views on the topic.
December 2nd, 2021 at 7:21 pm
@Tat W—Yes, I’m sure Britney will be eager now to share her views.
December 2nd, 2021 at 8:39 pm
Folks, your online self-representation is fooling nobody, and they’re all judging you now.
December 2nd, 2021 at 11:41 pm
Someone please tell me the book isn’t as bad as the covers.
Slutty virgin is suffering from Saturday Night Fever, judging by her pose and the fact she’s taken off most of her clothes.
@fred: I thought that as well.
@B’man: GSS! Perfect.
December 3rd, 2021 at 3:02 am
And another GSS for @Bibliomancer: a delightfully concise summary of the cover pic.
@fred: when Kirk sets out on a sexpedition, the Enterprise goes topless.
December 3rd, 2021 at 12:26 pm
The thing is that this cover does, in fact, have something to do with the text of the book.
However, the disturbing leer on the guy’s face in the illustration makes it all seem WAY, WAY creepier.