Dec 02

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Tat Wood Comments: The blurb calls the Sheirl-maiden’s body ‘virginal’. This looks more ‘impregnable’, like a Barbie. (If they’d made a Pru Standfast Barbie as part of a misguided C.A.T.S. Eyes merchandising bonanza, possibly as a crossover with ‘Gladiators’).

Check out the back-cover blurb

You might remember this from here. And here.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.10 out of 10)

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13 Responses to “Trullion: Alastor 2262”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    All this half-time show needs is a wardrobe malfunction.

  2. A. R. Yngve Says:

    American Gladiators??

  3. fred Says:

    The Statue of Libidoty.

    Variant cover. Kirk arrives to investigate this so called ‘space virgin’.

  4. Francis Boyle Says:

    There were a couple of points I wanted to make about this cover but damnit if I haven’t gone and forgotten what they are.

  5. JuanPaul Says:

    The guy behind her is so bizarre that I didn’t even look at her boobs.

  6. Bibliomancer Says:

    Jugs and Juggalo

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Can you still be a virgin if you’ve had breast implants?

  8. Tat Wood Says:

    @B. Chiclitz: biologically, yes. Now that we can ask Britney, I’m sure she has views on the topic.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tat W—Yes, I’m sure Britney will be eager now to share her views.

  10. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Folks, your online self-representation is fooling nobody, and they’re all judging you now.

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Someone please tell me the book isn’t as bad as the covers.

    Slutty virgin is suffering from Saturday Night Fever, judging by her pose and the fact she’s taken off most of her clothes.

    @fred: I thought that as well.

    @B’man: GSS! Perfect.

  12. Bruce A Munro Says:

    And another GSS for @Bibliomancer: a delightfully concise summary of the cover pic.

    @fred: when Kirk sets out on a sexpedition, the Enterprise goes topless.

  13. Ryan Says:

    The thing is that this cover does, in fact, have something to do with the text of the book.

    However, the disturbing leer on the guy’s face in the illustration makes it all seem WAY, WAY creepier.

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