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John C Comments: Look, you wanted me to modernise the planet so I went to IKEA and got one of their “Flty” anti-gravity beds. It’s not my fault half the bits are missing and the instructions don’t make sense.
Published 1979

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Tagged with: blue number six • blue number two • boats • dude • geometric oddities • gibberish title • Jack Vance • Mayflower Books • naked people standing in boats • none more black • Peter Goodfellow • pole weapons • spear • strange artifact
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March 3rd, 2014 at 11:09 am
Altogether now…
It went “zip” when it moved and “bop” when it stopped and “whirr” when it stood still. I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will…
March 3rd, 2014 at 11:20 am
It’s named after an old, old IRC client used during the Civil War era.
March 3rd, 2014 at 11:24 am
“Ok, ok . So, I’ve got these two spears. This one is pointier but this one has a nicer handle. What about if I stand like this? Which one makes me look cooler?”
“I don’t care. Sit down!”
“Did you just hear something go BOP?”
March 3rd, 2014 at 11:50 am
Amazon’s initial field trials of its delivery drones went awry.
March 3rd, 2014 at 12:46 pm
Oh crap. trullion / alastor2262 was my username / password for my Mt. Gox Bitcoin account. No wonder I got hacked.
March 3rd, 2014 at 2:33 pm
@Biblio: You just made my day!
March 3rd, 2014 at 2:43 pm
The first edition cover. Hmmmmm…….
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/TRLLNLSTRL1973.jpg
March 3rd, 2014 at 3:06 pm
First edition cover still has spherical things bobbing about.
March 3rd, 2014 at 6:47 pm
Hey, Bub, is that Trullion?
I dunno, Alaster . . . .
ba-dum-DUM
Turns out it wasn’t truly Jan at all.
March 3rd, 2014 at 7:44 pm
Wow, a spaceship designed by M.C. Escher! (Good luck trying to find the exit, though….)
March 5th, 2014 at 9:35 am
@Fred: Swampthing´s misshapen midget cousin obviously has a victorian fetisch for bare ankles.
March 6th, 2014 at 8:36 pm
My hat is off to you THX, truly masterful that was….
August 27th, 2015 at 12:23 am
Despite the assurances of his friends that the thing wasn’t watching them when they were naked, Dirk decided to go with a full wet suit.
June 22nd, 2017 at 11:55 am
Erich Von Däniken’s least successful book tried to explain how Danish furniture design was brought to Earth by space aliens.
June 24th, 2017 at 4:19 am
HEX KEY OF THE GODS.