Mar 03

A great day fishing ruined by idiot space ship drivers!Click for full image

John C Comments: Look, you wanted me to modernise the planet so I went to IKEA and got one of their “Flty” anti-gravity beds. It’s not my fault half the bits are missing and the instructions don’t make sense.
Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.14 out of 10)

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15 Responses to “Trullion – Alastor 2262”

  1. THX 1138 Says:

    Altogether now…

    It went “zip” when it moved and “bop” when it stopped and “whirr” when it stood still. I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will…

  2. Tag Wizard Says:

    It’s named after an old, old IRC client used during the Civil War era.

  3. rev Says:

    “Ok, ok . So, I’ve got these two spears. This one is pointier but this one has a nicer handle. What about if I stand like this? Which one makes me look cooler?”

    “I don’t care. Sit down!”

    “Did you just hear something go BOP?”

  4. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Amazon’s initial field trials of its delivery drones went awry.

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    Oh crap. trullion / alastor2262 was my username / password for my Mt. Gox Bitcoin account. No wonder I got hacked.

  6. Tom Noir Says:

    @Biblio: You just made my day!

  7. fred Says:

    The first edition cover. Hmmmmm…….

  8. Robbie Says:

    First edition cover still has spherical things bobbing about.

  9. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Hey, Bub, is that Trullion?
    I dunno, Alaster . . . .


    Turns out it wasn’t truly Jan at all.

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Wow, a spaceship designed by M.C. Escher! (Good luck trying to find the exit, though….)

  11. Jeff Vader Says:

    @Fred: Swampthing´s misshapen midget cousin obviously has a victorian fetisch for bare ankles.

  12. Stevie T Says:

    My hat is off to you THX, truly masterful that was….

  13. Tom Noir Says:

    Despite the assurances of his friends that the thing wasn’t watching them when they were naked, Dirk decided to go with a full wet suit.

  14. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Erich Von Däniken’s least successful book tried to explain how Danish furniture design was brought to Earth by space aliens.

  15. GSS ex-noob Says:


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