Jan 18

Extremely weird pecsClick for larger image

Tor Mented Comments: Swordplay my ass. I’m bringing a Sten gun.

Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.58 out of 10)

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9 Responses to “The Forests of Gleor”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Dick Blade – the only man who performs tree surgery with a gun.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    Joy: Two Dicks in a row.

    Disappointment: This one’s actually approaching competence.

    How dare you, anonymous artist, not represent Dick as an action figure whose owner’s sister decided to hide in a microwave.

  3. fred Says:

    For want of an axe we miss out on Dick Blade the lumberjack.

  4. A. R. Yngve Says:

    That’s so Dick Blade – brings a tiny toy gun to make himself look even bigger.

  5. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Dick Blade on the Planet of Dense Fogs That Make Detailed Backgrounds Unnecessary

    @Tor Mented: last book, he discovered spears beat swords when you run around at least mostly naked

    @A.R. Yngve: Dick Blade replies; “And if I got a big gun, you’d probably accuse me of compensating for something.”

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Looks like the Dick has had the first two fingertips of his left hand amputated. Probably why he traded the sword for a gun.

  7. NomadUK Says:

    Willem Dafoe thinks to himself, ‘I’ve got to quit hanging around these fucking lighthouses with these nutters.’

  8. fred Says:

    Cover by Ken Kelly.

  9. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor’s obviously happened upon a big stash of Dicks. (There is no way to phrase that in a reasonable manner)

    Finally, by book 22, Dick has the smarts to use more-effective weaponry.

    I’m not so worried about his pecs being weird, rather the inexplicable rest of his torso. And bighanditis, at least on the left. Looks like he forgot leg day again.

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