Jan 19
Click for larger imageTor Mented Comments: I think the artist misunderstood the concept of panty shields.
Published 1973
(Average: 3.89 out of 10)
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Tor Mented Comments: I think the artist misunderstood the concept of panty shields.
Published 1973
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January 19th, 2022 at 10:31 am
Yeah, I don’t think Dick’s chastity belt is going to get much use.
January 19th, 2022 at 1:49 pm
Editor: Well you’ve certainly outdone yourself with your skilled rendering of symbolic ejaculate, but you’ve seem to have forgotten our one unbreakable rule that a Dick Blade cover must include at least one scantily clad woman.
UA: No worries Boss. I’ll just drop in one from this rejected Harold Robbins cover.
#Dick Week. Yay!
January 19th, 2022 at 2:39 pm
As GSSxn mentioned yesterday, I did happen upon a big stash of Dicks at a used-book store. They were all stacked together, with no duplicate titles. That led me to believe that a Dick fan finally sold off his collection. Or, more likely, that the Dick fan’s parents sold his stash after he moved out of their basement.
I didn’t buy any of those Blade books. I didn’t want it to be said that I left the store with the proverbial bag of Dicks.
January 19th, 2022 at 2:59 pm
I didn’t realise times were that tough for George Lazenby. Couldn’t he have just gone back to doing Fry’s chocolate adverts?
January 19th, 2022 at 3:27 pm
Cannon a phallic insult to Dick. Dick not amused. This make Dick happy.
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January 19th, 2022 at 3:59 pm
It’s not easy being a green Dick.
January 19th, 2022 at 4:00 pm
With that belt, he must make one hell of jingly noise when he runs.
January 19th, 2022 at 6:42 pm
Everything on this cover seems to have an upward thrust, except, apparently, for whatever it is under Dick’s bronze codpiece. Flat as a pancake.
January 19th, 2022 at 6:54 pm
Dick appears to have decided that the chastity belt kink has gone too far, but, having forgotten the safe word, is resorting to a more direct approach.
January 19th, 2022 at 8:38 pm
That cover definitely needs a “Who Farted?” tag.
January 20th, 2022 at 1:17 am
@A.R. Yngve: fartillery?
January 20th, 2022 at 2:26 am
@Tor: GSS for both the quips and giving us an entire Dick Week. Quite the excellent find. Although I think it’s more likely that the Dick fan’s heirs or executors sold off the stash after whoever collected them back in the day died. “Ugh, those gross books Dad/Grandpa/Uncle collected. Sell them!”
I’m boggled by Dick’s metal bikini. You usually see that on the damsels. Did he steal hers, and that’s why she’s apparently bottomless and giving him a not-thrilled expression? Or is the expression because she’s standing in front of the green-fart cannon?
So with Dick’s dick smooshed by the belt, he’s had to overcompensate with that giant mace, I guess.
Why is everything on the right side, mostly the right top corner, so that there’s only green smoke on so much of the left side? Did the artist miss the”Centering: It’s a good idea” lecture at UAI?
Is it the lighting, or is Dick literally jade-colored this time? Damsel might be hogging the only spotlight in Dimension X.
@Bruce: 🎵 He’s got hips that jingle jangle jingle. 🎵
January 20th, 2022 at 2:45 am
I like how Dick is using his left leg to exit this trans-dimensional fart fest.
February 1st, 2022 at 3:37 pm
It looks like Dick rubbed his codpiece, and out popped a scantily-clad genie.