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Jan 19

Cannon blew her knickers offClick for larger image

Tor Mented Comments: I think the artist misunderstood the concept of panty shields.

Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.29 out of 10)
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14 Responses to “The Jade Warrior”

  1. THX 1139 Says:

    Yeah, I don’t think Dick’s chastity belt is going to get much use.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    Editor: Well you’ve certainly outdone yourself with your skilled rendering of symbolic ejaculate, but you’ve seem to have forgotten our one unbreakable rule that a Dick Blade cover must include at least one scantily clad woman.

    UA: No worries Boss. I’ll just drop in one from this rejected Harold Robbins cover.

    #Dick Week. Yay!

  3. Tor Mented Says:

    As GSSxn mentioned yesterday, I did happen upon a big stash of Dicks at a used-book store. They were all stacked together, with no duplicate titles. That led me to believe that a Dick fan finally sold off his collection. Or, more likely, that the Dick fan’s parents sold his stash after he moved out of their basement.
    I didn’t buy any of those Blade books. I didn’t want it to be said that I left the store with the proverbial bag of Dicks.

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    I didn’t realise times were that tough for George Lazenby. Couldn’t he have just gone back to doing Fry’s chocolate adverts?

  5. fred Says:

    Cannon a phallic insult to Dick. Dick not amused. This make Dick happy.

    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0050858/mediaviewer/rm430716928/

  6. Bruce A Munro Says:

    It’s not easy being a green Dick.

  7. Bruce A Munro Says:

    With that belt, he must make one hell of jingly noise when he runs.

  8. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Everything on this cover seems to have an upward thrust, except, apparently, for whatever it is under Dick’s bronze codpiece. Flat as a pancake.

  9. NomadUK Says:

    Dick appears to have decided that the chastity belt kink has gone too far, but, having forgotten the safe word, is resorting to a more direct approach.

  10. A. R. Yngve Says:

    That cover definitely needs a “Who Farted?” tag.

  11. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @A.R. Yngve: fartillery?

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Tor: GSS for both the quips and giving us an entire Dick Week. Quite the excellent find. Although I think it’s more likely that the Dick fan’s heirs or executors sold off the stash after whoever collected them back in the day died. “Ugh, those gross books Dad/Grandpa/Uncle collected. Sell them!”

    I’m boggled by Dick’s metal bikini. You usually see that on the damsels. Did he steal hers, and that’s why she’s apparently bottomless and giving him a not-thrilled expression? Or is the expression because she’s standing in front of the green-fart cannon?

    So with Dick’s dick smooshed by the belt, he’s had to overcompensate with that giant mace, I guess.

    Why is everything on the right side, mostly the right top corner, so that there’s only green smoke on so much of the left side? Did the artist miss the”Centering: It’s a good idea” lecture at UAI?

    Is it the lighting, or is Dick literally jade-colored this time? Damsel might be hogging the only spotlight in Dimension X.

    @Bruce: 🎵 He’s got hips that jingle jangle jingle. 🎵

  13. Ryan Says:

    I like how Dick is using his left leg to exit this trans-dimensional fart fest.

  14. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    It looks like Dick rubbed his codpiece, and out popped a scantily-clad genie.

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