This is at least a bit different from the usual skiffy cover, in that (while a bit scantily clad), the woman is a bit hunched over hiding herself a little, while the man is all “shoulders back, chest out, lookie here!”
He’s so busy being all “check me out!” that he hasn’t noticed his hand’s about to start dripping blood. Lucky her skirt looks like it might make good bandages.
This cover reminds me that in next month’s Olympics, Shirtless Greased Up Tongan Flagbearer is due to appear again. But he’s smart enough not to hold swords that way.
Is @Tag Wiz out sick today, or has he popped round to No. 10 for another illegal party?
@fred—Not sure if that’s an egg shaped ornament or a hollow pouch extender, useful for when one finds oneself in the “full upright” position, as he appears to be and as she seems to sense.
@Bruce: She may be covering her lady bits, afraid of what he’s going to do now that he’s in the “full upright position” as @BC noted. Neither the sword or the “sword” look to be like anything she wants.
Although, between the sharp edge belt buckle and the sword, she may not have too much longer to worry about him. Maybe that pouch isn’t hollow, maybe it’s got a fake set of junk if he’s been holding a sword in that area as a habit.
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January 11th, 2022 at 11:58 pm
Uhhh… ummm…
This is at least a bit different from the usual skiffy cover, in that (while a bit scantily clad), the woman is a bit hunched over hiding herself a little, while the man is all “shoulders back, chest out, lookie here!”
He’s so busy being all “check me out!” that he hasn’t noticed his hand’s about to start dripping blood. Lucky her skirt looks like it might make good bandages.
This cover reminds me that in next month’s Olympics, Shirtless Greased Up Tongan Flagbearer is due to appear again. But he’s smart enough not to hold swords that way.
Is @Tag Wiz out sick today, or has he popped round to No. 10 for another illegal party?
January 12th, 2022 at 12:21 am
The Jewels are Whapped Off.
January 12th, 2022 at 1:25 am
The full quotation: comparable to the abysmal covers we see foisted onto otherwise unobjectionable books by Sturgeon, Vonnegut and Cordwainer Smith.”
January 12th, 2022 at 1:33 am
Coming soon: Matt Berry in “Toast of Cimmeria”.
January 12th, 2022 at 2:23 am
Never seen a belt buckle in the shape of a fried egg before.
January 12th, 2022 at 4:58 am
And I’ve never seen a belt buckle on a pair of speedos before. So thumbs up for originality at least.
January 12th, 2022 at 7:03 am
“If you want my jewels…come and take them.”
Can’t figure out what the lady is doing with her arms. Maybe she’s a zombie princess and she’s about to go for his brains?
January 12th, 2022 at 7:23 am
@fred—Not sure if that’s an egg shaped ornament or a hollow pouch extender, useful for when one finds oneself in the “full upright” position, as he appears to be and as she seems to sense.
January 12th, 2022 at 8:20 pm
“Breathe in… pose with sword… and relax. That concludes today’s Fantasy Yoga session.”
January 13th, 2022 at 12:09 am
@Bruce: She may be covering her lady bits, afraid of what he’s going to do now that he’s in the “full upright position” as @BC noted. Neither the sword or the “sword” look to be like anything she wants.
Although, between the sharp edge belt buckle and the sword, she may not have too much longer to worry about him. Maybe that pouch isn’t hollow, maybe it’s got a fake set of junk if he’s been holding a sword in that area as a habit.