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Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.82 out of 10)
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18 Responses to “Wind Dancers”

  1. Michael Toland Says:

    I recognized that cover immediately – I read this as a kid. I associate it with a hospital room, but I’ll be damned if I can remember why I might have been there. Tonsils? I dunno.

    Anyway, I don’t remember enough about the book to know how accurate the cover is. My gut tells me not very.

  2. fred Says:

    Back cover. Morts. Heh.

    https://www.amazon.com/Wind-Dancers-R-M-Meluch/dp/0451097866

  3. Bruce A Munro Says:

    somehow this came to mind:

    https://youtu.be/FYJQbchQjqc

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    The blurb is just asking for fart-gags. But you have to admire a horse so enamoured of the film ‘Legend’ as to get a Tom Cruise tattoo.

  5. Tor Mented Says:

    “Blue horse?”
    “No, we’re just friends.”

  6. JuanPaul Says:

    My spirit animal’s spirit animal is a guy with epic belches.

  7. Tracy Says:

    So much bad. Naked screaming twink with his junk artfully vanished. Rampant moose/horse/hornless unicorn. Generic cosmic background.

  8. Ryan Says:

    I have no junk, and I must scream.

    Considering the back cover blurb Fred provided hasn’t increased my interest in actually reading the story within.

  9. Bibliomancer Says:

    Wind Dancer? He looks more like a Wind Breaker. Amirite?

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Who stole my Unicorns! horn?”
    “Forget your freakin’ horn, who stole my junk?”
    “Must’ve been Aeolis.”
    “Yeah, that guy blows, just ask Odysseus.”

  11. THX 1139 Says:

    He’s frustrated, when he said he wanted to be hung like a horse this isn’t what he meant.

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Hmm. I can see why Ms. Meluch moved on to space opera (gonzo but pretty good).

    Hold on there screaming wind dancers
    Ghostly horses roam the spaceways
    Maybe you should wear some sheets of linen?
    You had an awful day today…

    (sorry, Elton and Bernie)

  13. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Aiolis – where the smallest whisper of wind could blast all humans with a delicious Mediterranean cold sauce…

  14. Emster Says:

    Emster, enjoying today’s offering:
    1. Admire @Ryan’s talent for finding hideous covers
    2. Read thru comments, giggle in awe of excellent sarcasm and puns, as usual
    3. Hum along with @GSS ex-noob
    4. Get Inspiration from @A. R. Yngve
    5. Comment: Aiolis – where the smallest whisper of wind could blast all humans right outta their pants…

  15. JJYoyo Says:

    A reminder of what wind dancers actually look like:

    https://www.google.com/shopping/product/16309725246566179104?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=wind+dancers&prds=eto:7765501129295905486_0;8906462012427842469_0&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZx9Pnr6H3AhWHg4kEHZbUCdwQ9pwGCAs

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    So the cover seems to imply that the blurb has already happened, and thus we’ve no need to read the book.

    Not sure where star-horse enters into it, but maybe it was just prancing by Aeolis and was startled by the naked orbital twink, and who could blame it?

  17. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Is the guy naked because the wind blew all his clothes off? And you know it’s a 1980s text when even the horse is rocking a mullet.

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Horse’s mullet is noted in the tags; dude might have one, but can’t tell from this angle.

    Must be some heavy-duty gel or spray to keep all those mullets in place in the high winds and/or zero g.

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