I recognized that cover immediately – I read this as a kid. I associate it with a hospital room, but I’ll be damned if I can remember why I might have been there. Tonsils? I dunno.
Anyway, I don’t remember enough about the book to know how accurate the cover is. My gut tells me not very.
Emster, enjoying today’s offering:
1. Admire @Ryan’s talent for finding hideous covers
2. Read thru comments, giggle in awe of excellent sarcasm and puns, as usual
3. Hum along with @GSS ex-noob
4. Get Inspiration from @A. R. Yngve
5. Comment: Aiolis – where the smallest whisper of wind could blast all humans right outta their pants…
So the cover seems to imply that the blurb has already happened, and thus we’ve no need to read the book.
Not sure where star-horse enters into it, but maybe it was just prancing by Aeolis and was startled by the naked orbital twink, and who could blame it?
April 13th, 2022 at 1:07 pm
I recognized that cover immediately – I read this as a kid. I associate it with a hospital room, but I’ll be damned if I can remember why I might have been there. Tonsils? I dunno.
Anyway, I don’t remember enough about the book to know how accurate the cover is. My gut tells me not very.
April 13th, 2022 at 1:22 pm
Back cover. Morts. Heh.
https://www.amazon.com/Wind-Dancers-R-M-Meluch/dp/0451097866
April 13th, 2022 at 3:09 pm
somehow this came to mind:
https://youtu.be/FYJQbchQjqc
April 13th, 2022 at 3:10 pm
The blurb is just asking for fart-gags. But you have to admire a horse so enamoured of the film ‘Legend’ as to get a Tom Cruise tattoo.
April 13th, 2022 at 3:35 pm
“Blue horse?”
“No, we’re just friends.”
April 13th, 2022 at 3:46 pm
My spirit animal’s spirit animal is a guy with epic belches.
April 13th, 2022 at 5:12 pm
So much bad. Naked screaming twink with his junk artfully vanished. Rampant moose/horse/hornless unicorn. Generic cosmic background.
April 13th, 2022 at 5:19 pm
I have no junk, and I must scream.
Considering the back cover blurb Fred provided hasn’t increased my interest in actually reading the story within.
April 13th, 2022 at 5:49 pm
Wind Dancer? He looks more like a Wind Breaker. Amirite?
April 13th, 2022 at 6:11 pm
“Who stole my Unicorns! horn?”
“Forget your freakin’ horn, who stole my junk?”
“Must’ve been Aeolis.”
“Yeah, that guy blows, just ask Odysseus.”
April 13th, 2022 at 7:24 pm
He’s frustrated, when he said he wanted to be hung like a horse this isn’t what he meant.
April 14th, 2022 at 12:44 am
Hmm. I can see why Ms. Meluch moved on to space opera (gonzo but pretty good).
Hold on there screaming wind dancers
Ghostly horses roam the spaceways
Maybe you should wear some sheets of linen?
You had an awful day today…
(sorry, Elton and Bernie)
April 15th, 2022 at 10:19 pm
Aiolis – where the smallest whisper of wind could blast all humans with a delicious Mediterranean cold sauce…
April 20th, 2022 at 1:09 am
Emster, enjoying today’s offering:
1. Admire @Ryan’s talent for finding hideous covers
2. Read thru comments, giggle in awe of excellent sarcasm and puns, as usual
3. Hum along with @GSS ex-noob
4. Get Inspiration from @A. R. Yngve
5. Comment: Aiolis – where the smallest whisper of wind could blast all humans right outta their pants…
April 20th, 2022 at 1:26 am
A reminder of what wind dancers actually look like:
https://www.google.com/shopping/product/16309725246566179104?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=wind+dancers&prds=eto:7765501129295905486_0;8906462012427842469_0&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZx9Pnr6H3AhWHg4kEHZbUCdwQ9pwGCAs
April 21st, 2022 at 2:57 am
So the cover seems to imply that the blurb has already happened, and thus we’ve no need to read the book.
Not sure where star-horse enters into it, but maybe it was just prancing by Aeolis and was startled by the naked orbital twink, and who could blame it?
April 21st, 2022 at 3:05 pm
Is the guy naked because the wind blew all his clothes off? And you know it’s a 1980s text when even the horse is rocking a mullet.
April 21st, 2022 at 10:54 pm
Horse’s mullet is noted in the tags; dude might have one, but can’t tell from this angle.
Must be some heavy-duty gel or spray to keep all those mullets in place in the high winds and/or zero g.