May 04
Good Show Sir Comments: They have black belts in fencing.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1985
Good Show Sir Comments: They have black belts in fencing.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!
Published 1985
May 4th, 2022 at 10:30 am
The Health and Safety in Ruby Rose’s safari park was just pathetic.
May 4th, 2022 at 12:08 pm
It’s like a G rated version of a Dick Blade cover. Clothed, not colorful, and no wacky body proportion problems.
May 4th, 2022 at 2:52 pm
Yeah, I know neutering your cat is good and all, but you probably shouldn’t get Ruby to do it. I don’t think she’s a qualified vet.
May 4th, 2022 at 3:38 pm
“Oh come on! Another random angry ape encounter? Do you even want to DM this game?”
May 4th, 2022 at 4:54 pm
Dr Doolittle’s Superbowl.
May 4th, 2022 at 5:14 pm
Hmm, I’ve heard of pegging, but with a sabre?
May 4th, 2022 at 7:11 pm
[Charlton Heston voice] “A planet where apes evolved from men and attacked Sinead O’Connor?? It’s a madhouse! A madhouse!!“
May 4th, 2022 at 7:30 pm
Just above Sinead’s head, has that gorilla been hacked to pieces? Or did the mask fall off Ray “Crash” Corrigan?
May 4th, 2022 at 9:44 pm
As a whole, the blurb wins this week’s “Damning with Faint Praise” award, possibly.
May 4th, 2022 at 10:57 pm
Ruby-Sinead’s stance looks entirely unsuitable for effectively saber-ing anything. But at least she’s got clothes that aren’t skin tight, and no spike heels.
Where the floating gorilla head came from, why the colors are so blah, and whether S.F. Chronicle actually liked the series will remain a mystery. Possibly.
May 4th, 2022 at 11:05 pm
And while his human friends struggle with the ape horde, Battlecat sees a tweety bird.
@B. Chilitz; “The best giant cat-riding, sword-wielding, buzzcut nomadic desert barbarian hero odd couple novel out there!”
@GSS ex-noob: it may be that the cover is just very badly faded. See this: https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.1spYz213k9Ak45TlkNfQ8AAAAA?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
May 5th, 2022 at 3:36 am
@Bruce: Ah, so the yellow ink was very cheap and not at all colorfast.
That does, however, add a different mystery: how are there so many gorillas in a desert?
May 5th, 2022 at 5:21 am
Don’t they know gorillas are an endangered species???
That lioness in front looks oddly dwarfed, like a Munchkin kitty (the feline equivalent of a dachshund.)
May 9th, 2022 at 1:56 am
They missed a few apes last time so they came back to finish the job.
May 10th, 2022 at 12:36 am
@Tracy: Lioness looks squished from front to back as well, which Munchkins aren’t. No wonder she looks cranky. There’s some skeletal problems going on, for sure.
And how do you think gorillas got endangered in the first place? It was these two.