Women flocked to Vazkor’s mighty sword, like they did for his father Vazkor, and his father Vazkor’s father Vazkor and his father Vazkor’s father Vazkor’s father Vazkor before him.
If his mortal enemy isn’t Vazcor, son of Vazcor, why not.
As good a time as any to use this link.
‘Anlysing fantasy BOOB ARMOR for science’. History, nerds, BOOBS. 45 informative minures if you have the BOOB time.
@Ryan: he’s put the hood of his anorak over his head but not put his arms in the sleeves, like when we played at being Batman as kids, but put a wig over the hood for some reason.
Even if I could take this cover seriously, he looks so much like an absurdly buff version of my uncle I get the giggles.
Greg and Jenny were having a great time at the Barbarian Fair, until, in spite of Greg’s warnings, someone in the beer tent got a little handsy. Then everyone suddenly realized that the sword was not a prop…
I suppose he’s grabbed the damsel so he can start on the next generation of Vazkors.
Her garb looks thoroughly barbarian, except a booted and teat shielded barbarian woman would never be wearing all that white fabric to trip her up (on only the front, even). And how does it all stay so white?
Her waist is too small, but the rest of her is full-figured, so the boobage isn’t completely out of proportion.
I think @FB is right; somehow she got part of a tent stuck in her belt.
I would like to have been in the room when they showed Ms. Lee the cover art. Would she have reacted, “Naked babe, that’ll sell it!” or more like, “who’s gonna take me seriously?” I’m going for #1 because if yer gonna spend all that time writing, y’gotta actually sell some books to your main demographic.
July 18th, 2022 at 10:12 am
“By Crom, wench! What Stygian magic keeps those brass nipple tips on?”
July 18th, 2022 at 11:31 am
I take it the story is about the importance of vazki-nation?
July 18th, 2022 at 11:48 am
Women flocked to Vazkor’s mighty sword, like they did for his father Vazkor, and his father Vazkor’s father Vazkor and his father Vazkor’s father Vazkor’s father Vazkor before him.
July 18th, 2022 at 12:50 pm
The barbarian tent-dress wasn’t very successful due to it’s tendency to switch modes at inopportune moments.
July 18th, 2022 at 1:48 pm
Well, at least his father wasn’t called “A-Bitch”…
July 18th, 2022 at 2:36 pm
“Vazkor do you favor. Cut off clothes.”
July 18th, 2022 at 2:39 pm
“mmm, Fuaxnan like a little love chub”
July 18th, 2022 at 2:40 pm
Brothers and sisters I have none
but Vazkor’s father
is Vazkor’s son.
July 18th, 2022 at 3:30 pm
If his mortal enemy isn’t Vazcor, son of Vazcor, why not.
As good a time as any to use this link.
‘Anlysing fantasy BOOB ARMOR for science’. History, nerds, BOOBS. 45 informative minures if you have the BOOB time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8celc7iJI8U
July 18th, 2022 at 4:01 pm
Where is that red cape fastened?
July 18th, 2022 at 4:25 pm
Why bother with that much dress fabric if you’re not going to wear it?
July 18th, 2022 at 5:34 pm
@Ryan: he’s put the hood of his anorak over his head but not put his arms in the sleeves, like when we played at being Batman as kids, but put a wig over the hood for some reason.
Even if I could take this cover seriously, he looks so much like an absurdly buff version of my uncle I get the giggles.
July 18th, 2022 at 8:43 pm
Wow, that’s a classic!
Greg and Jenny were having a great time at the Barbarian Fair, until, in spite of Greg’s warnings, someone in the beer tent got a little handsy. Then everyone suddenly realized that the sword was not a prop…
July 18th, 2022 at 9:26 pm
Is your virtue injured in an accident? Call Vizkor and Vizkor, Hyborian Lawyer Warriors by Crom!. We will fight for you … to the death!
July 18th, 2022 at 10:55 pm
That is not how you do the Heimlich maneuver.
July 19th, 2022 at 12:43 am
I suppose he’s grabbed the damsel so he can start on the next generation of Vazkors.
Her garb looks thoroughly barbarian, except a booted and teat shielded barbarian woman would never be wearing all that white fabric to trip her up (on only the front, even). And how does it all stay so white?
Her waist is too small, but the rest of her is full-figured, so the boobage isn’t completely out of proportion.
I think @FB is right; somehow she got part of a tent stuck in her belt.
July 19th, 2022 at 1:34 am
I would like to have been in the room when they showed Ms. Lee the cover art. Would she have reacted, “Naked babe, that’ll sell it!” or more like, “who’s gonna take me seriously?” I’m going for #1 because if yer gonna spend all that time writing, y’gotta actually sell some books to your main demographic.
July 19th, 2022 at 5:12 am
“It’s no good, son: it’s Vazcors all the way down.”
He was just going to clean the blood off his sword with some of the tent cloth, but it unaccountably had a woman attached to it.
@Tat Wood: that’s his hair. (“Vazcor, son of Vazcor, and the Search for Hair Conditioner”)
July 19th, 2022 at 11:02 am
@GSS ex-noob
Faux-nan strong, make damsel waist narrow!
July 19th, 2022 at 8:37 pm
@Francis: He’ll never get the next Vazkor if he keeps squishing ladies’ abdominal organs!
@fred: I think his mortal enemy is Korvaz (son of, etc.).
July 20th, 2022 at 12:19 am
@Bruce: the red cloak is his hair?
Are we sure that Vazkor wasn’t his mum’s name?