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Lord Kelvin Comments: I don’t understand modern art. Is that a butt monster?

Published 1966

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.25 out of 10)
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19 Responses to “The Best of Kuttner 2”

  1. Francis Boyle Says:

    When the Klan goes to space. No offense to interstellar racists (well, no added offense – you’re still, you know, arseholes) but I think I’ll stick with standard issue space Nazis.

  2. fred Says:

    That’s probably the alien version of Sybil Danning.

  3. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Lord Kelvin: Inspiring a number of movies.

    The Butt that fell to Earth
    Invasion of the Butt Snatchers
    War of the Butts
    The Butt from Another World
    The Day the Butt Stood Still
    Close Encounters of the Butt Kind
    2001: A Butt Odyssey
    Star Butts: the Butt Strikes Back
    Planet of the Butts
    Soylent Butt
    The Shape of Butts to Come

  4. Bibliomancer Says:

    @ Bruce. For your consideration:

    Buttbarella
    Butt Trek
    Butt Runner
    A Buttwork Orange
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Butt
    Robobutt
    12 Monkeybutts

  5. JuanPaul Says:

    Logan’s Butt
    Butt Rogerers in the 25th Century
    Red Butt

  6. fred Says:

    Butts on a Plane
    The Phantom of the Butt
    Invasion Butt
    D-Butt, The Sixth of June
    All Butts Go to Heaven
    The Butt Musketeers
    Young Butt

  7. Tor Mented Says:

    Butterfield 8
    Butterflies Are Free
    The Butterfly Effect

  8. Daard23 Says:

    Butt jokes, eh?
    Release the Cracken!

  9. Max Bathroom Says:

    The Butt Or Fly Kid
    Butt Blanket Bingo
    and of course…
    Buttman

  10. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Hard to make fun of something when you can’t bloody see what it is!
    [Throws up hands in frustration]

  11. Leak Says:

    Butt, errr, fingers?

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    April showers bring Mayflowers.

    Mayflowers bring… WTF? Tentacled alien things popping out of a butt with extra holes in it?

    @B’man: Can’t be Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Butt. There are clearly two spots on one of the butt cheeks.

    Let us not forget the TV show based on the life of the legendary gunslinger/gambler/newspaperman:

    Butt Masterson

  13. Tor Mented Says:

    @Daard: GSS.
    @Max: Not just “Buttman,” but also “Buttman Begins” and “The Dark Butt Rises.”
    BTW, shouldn’t we be making Bum jokes?

  14. Tor Mented Says:

    Y’know, like “The Bum Also Rises.”

  15. Hammy Says:

    I see it more prosaically, I guess. I looked at the monster and the ship, and my first thought was “it must be hell to keep a gas-tight seal on that ship when it has to split in half to let the passengers out.”

  16. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Hmm. My backwards effort has led to a distinctly cheeky thread: I have a haunch I shouldn’t have butted in.

  17. Francis Boyle Says:

    @Bruce

    Bummer!

  18. B. Chiclitz Says:

    The Bum that came to Sarnath?

  19. Emster Says:

    @Bruce A Munro: look what you’ve started…

    Laughing My Butt Off reading these comments.
    Butt wait, there’s more!

    @Lord Kelvin: excellent find

    @B. Chiclitz: I’ll check back in a week to see what additional trouble you’ve stirred up by calling upon the name of Sarnath…

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