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Click for larger imageKevin King Comments: Let’s play blurb Mad Libs: Only a [NOUN] from [PLACE] could reach [PLACE] through the [NOUN] of the [ADJECTIVE] [POSSESSIVE NOUN] [NOUN].
Published 1981
(Average: 6.22 out of 10)
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Kevin King Comments: Let’s play blurb Mad Libs: Only a [NOUN] from [PLACE] could reach [PLACE] through the [NOUN] of the [ADJECTIVE] [POSSESSIVE NOUN] [NOUN].
Published 1981
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August 30th, 2022 at 2:42 pm
“I seek my brother: he was on this very site but a week ago”.
“Bad news bub, he sleeps with da fishes”.
“You mean he’s dead?”
“No, just sleepin’ with fish”. https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=18055
August 30th, 2022 at 2:53 pm
This is why you should have taken the butt fire option when you got the mechanical horse.
August 30th, 2022 at 3:35 pm
“Only a man from Hell…” – While everybody else just took the A57 maelstrom bypass, getting off at junction 12 for Castle Timeless.
August 30th, 2022 at 4:41 pm
He may be a Man from Hell, but at least he chose to wear some sensible jeans underneath the green leather traveling-by-mechanical-horse costume.
August 30th, 2022 at 4:46 pm
♫ My horse is of course a robo-horse
A flying horse, an iron horse
This is of course a flaming horse
And I’m the horse’s ass! ♫
August 30th, 2022 at 5:18 pm
OK herring, but you still haven’t proved you can draw feet.
August 31st, 2022 at 12:19 am
@FB: He can’t even draw hooves — he’s got ’em cloven. Which I guess is an available option on your fire-breathing robo-horse. Maybe it helps you hack your way through Manicure Land.
August 31st, 2022 at 12:37 am
He is regretting that he didn’t pay extra for the robo-horse with the built-in saddle as he’s being flung off. And not for the first time since there appear to be hoof prints on the inside of his cape.
August 31st, 2022 at 1:57 am
No, no, no! I said “Show him riding among the palms.”
August 31st, 2022 at 8:19 am
Actually, a bunch of dudes managed to get to Castle Timeless. So, for a change the blurb is less accurate than the picture.
August 31st, 2022 at 8:24 am
Worst. St. Patrick’s Day float. Ever.
August 31st, 2022 at 6:28 pm
Somebody show that cover to Elon Musk. He’ll make a robo-horse for sure – with a flamethrower!
August 31st, 2022 at 11:55 pm
@ARY: No, he’ll claim to make a robo-horse with a flamethrower.
It’ll actually be a kiddie ride (either rocking horse or one of those you used to see outside supermarkets) with a heat gun. Stupid outfit sold separately, of course.
September 1st, 2022 at 12:22 am
GSS ex-noob: I was thinking a metal hobby-horse [1] with a built in cigarette lighter myself.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_horse_(toy)
September 1st, 2022 at 2:07 am
Sheesh, I had to look for quite a while to see all the nicely-manicured fingernails on the palm forest.
Maybe the artist thought “The Changing Land” was just a generalization of a changing room (that didn’t come from Sarnath, just so you know), and put lots of hands there to change the diapers of robo-horse-with-flaming-sinuses and Mr. Green-is-my-color-it-goes-with-my-eyes….
Not that I’m implying that only those who have manicured nails would change diapers. They probably would shy away from that task, as any sane person should.
September 1st, 2022 at 11:37 pm
Everyone laughed at him when he left Hell to find his fortune, but he did not let his diminutive size get in his way. Soon, Clive was hired by Castle Timeless Happy Nails Salon and was sought by all the giants in the land for his Rapier Edge Nails and Flame Dried Acrylics.