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Good Show Sir Comments: Spongebob Hammerpants

Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.21 out of 10)

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15 Responses to “Stations of the Tide”

  1. fred Says:

    “I’m too tantric sexy for my pants.” said Fred.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    Let’s check in on the floor of the Indian Ocean to see how Osama bin Laden is doing.

  3. Tor Mented Says:

    Was this inspired by Sturgeon?

  4. Tat Wood Says:

    “Roshan Piscar – S-i-i-i-ze of a Halibut!”

  5. fred Says:

    I am not familiar with the facial expressions of the coelacanth, but it looks remarkably nonplussed in the present situation.

  6. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Something weird going on at the back of that blue fish. Or maybe it’s just not drawn to scale.

  7. Francis Boyle Says:

    I don’t think Wild Bill Hickok is used to so much water.

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Check the can: is your tuna Sea-Cossack safe?

  9. GSS ex-noob Says:

    The fish down right is looking at the viewer with a “Can yoy BELIEVE this guy?” expression. We agree with you, fishie.

    @B’man: Heh. Don’t think OBL was ever that buff. Looks more like Taras Bulba with nautical-themed accessories. He’s styled his hair into the furry hat, and maybe the coelacanth will steady him when he starts doing the Cossack dance.

    I know I read this when it first came out, but I don’t remember anything but a vague “meh, annoying but dull, I think maybe I hated the ending?” feeling.. And there was talking luggage but I don’t know who had it..

  10. Skeptic Says:

    The S&M role playing went too far this time, Jack thought. I came topless wearing hot pants and leather boots, and asked her to humiliate me, but I didn’t expect to be drowned in the ocean.

  11. Anti-Sceptic Says:

    The fish in the lower right corner is called the Alfred Hitchcock fish.

    I see my opposite-personality commenter (Skeptic) is in good form. GSS.

  12. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Skeptic: Those aren’t hot pants, they’re harem pants or parachute (MC Hammer) pants.
    🎵 Won’t touch this.🎵

    @Anti-S: “Goood (bubble) eeeevening (bubble bubble).”

  13. Emster Says:

    Fishies swim around with him
    It’s a tantric party on the sea bed

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Emster: I am gobsmacked nobody came up with this before. GSS!

  15. Hammy Says:

    I can’t help but hear this in my head when I look at this cover…

    “Who’s a good fishy? Who’s a good fishy? You are! You’re the best fishy a sea-Cossack in harem pants could every have….”

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