Dec 20
Good Show Sir comments: When that button pops someone is gonna lose an eye.
Published 2007
(Average: 4.71 out of 10)
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Good Show Sir comments: When that button pops someone is gonna lose an eye.
Published 2007
(Average: 4.71 out of 10)Loading...
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December 20th, 2022 at 9:41 am
Because vampires can’t resist a girl in a pink woolly cardigan.
December 20th, 2022 at 11:20 am
No thanks, I’ve just done a day trip with dampyr.
December 20th, 2022 at 1:19 pm
Vampire is gonna use his teeth to lance that shoulder goiter.
December 20th, 2022 at 2:33 pm
(Announcer voice:) We’ve secretly switched the mistletoe with garlic. Let’s watch.
December 20th, 2022 at 2:43 pm
Unlife finds a way.
December 20th, 2022 at 2:45 pm
In the 1993 remake of ‘Glenn or Glenda’, they replaced Bela Lugosi’s narrator with an actual vampire.
December 20th, 2022 at 3:40 pm
“You had me at the first chorus. Now please stop singing ‘Jingle Bells’ in my ear!”
December 20th, 2022 at 4:44 pm
‘I don’t understand; the travel agent must have misunderstood me! I wanted to give myself to the Master of the Pan Flute!’
December 20th, 2022 at 5:03 pm
“Wow, Maureen, those extra dumbbell rows are really paying off – great gains on your delts!”
December 20th, 2022 at 5:39 pm
Wow, indeed.
December 20th, 2022 at 6:36 pm
“It’s not ‘Jingle Bells,’ it’s ‘Jingle Boobs’!”
December 20th, 2022 at 6:41 pm
Jiggle?
December 20th, 2022 at 7:37 pm
@Tor M—yes, they jingle as they jiggle.
(btw, apologies to any mature readers who happen to be GSSing today)
December 20th, 2022 at 9:44 pm
Man, the Hallmark Channel really jumped the shark.
December 20th, 2022 at 9:46 pm
Slay bells ring, are you listenin’?
In the lane, blood is glistenin’
A beautiful sight
We’re thirsty tonight
Walkin’ in a vampire wonderland
December 20th, 2022 at 9:50 pm
Vampires usually have a cold body temp (almost typed “booty”!), it’s snowing, and she’s got an ill-fitting cardigan exposing most of her torso and hands.
Vamp’s going to have to turn her just to keep her from dying of hypothermia.
GSS to everyone today.
December 20th, 2022 at 10:15 pm
I’d just like to add that if you do a web search for “Santa Claus vs. Dracula,” you get a lot more hits than there should be.
December 20th, 2022 at 11:37 pm
In the early stages of menopause, Mindy was having a serious hot flash. Normally she would have nothing to do with Larry the vampire, but for once those cold hands of his seemed worth risking neck punctures….
@ARY: most excellent! GSS!
Note: Neither of them looks very vampire-esque, but it’s Silhouette, so the bar is set pretty low to begin with.
December 21st, 2022 at 2:16 am
Now for something much more believable.
https://www.amazon.ca/Baby-Bonanza-Maureen-Child/dp/0373768931
December 21st, 2022 at 2:48 am
That cover is so romance novel generic that it could be recycled endlessly.
HOLIDAY WITH A WEREWOLF
HOLIDAY WITH A WIZARD
HOLIDAY WITH SOME DUDE IN A LEATHER JACKET
HOLIDAY WITH A GENIE (IN A LEATHER JACKET)
December 21st, 2022 at 7:43 pm
Who is this publisher, and why does it have almost the same logo as my glasses? o_O;
December 22nd, 2022 at 2:06 am
@fred: aaaaaaaaah! seriously the scarier of the 2 covers…
December 23rd, 2022 at 8:51 am
@Leak: Silhouette was a publishing line of Harlequin, so the tag is actually incorrect. Sing it with me: Blame Canada!
Besides endless romance novels, they also brought us Laser Books and the Giant Floating Heads we see here. Which did amuse the bookstore clerk when I took them in to get rid of them. I don’t know if they’re reselling them or just recycled them, but at least I entertained the staff for a couple of days, which is always a good thing.