Dec 20

The Halloween/Xmas mashup you've been waiting for!

Good Show Sir comments: When that button pops someone is gonna lose an eye.

Published 2007

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.71 out of 10)

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23 Responses to “Holiday with a Vampire”

  1. Cornelius Says:

    Because vampires can’t resist a girl in a pink woolly cardigan.

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    No thanks, I’ve just done a day trip with dampyr.

  3. JuanPaul Says:

    Vampire is gonna use his teeth to lance that shoulder goiter.

  4. Tor Mented Says:

    (Announcer voice:) We’ve secretly switched the mistletoe with garlic. Let’s watch.

  5. fred Says:

    Unlife finds a way.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    In the 1993 remake of ‘Glenn or Glenda’, they replaced Bela Lugosi’s narrator with an actual vampire.

  7. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “You had me at the first chorus. Now please stop singing ‘Jingle Bells’ in my ear!”

  8. NomadUK Says:

    ‘I don’t understand; the travel agent must have misunderstood me! I wanted to give myself to the Master of the Pan Flute!’

  9. Ryan Says:

    “Wow, Maureen, those extra dumbbell rows are really paying off – great gains on your delts!”

  10. NomadUK Says:

    Wow, indeed.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “It’s not ‘Jingle Bells,’ it’s ‘Jingle Boobs’!”

  12. Tor Mented Says:


  13. B. Chiclitz Says:

    @Tor M—yes, they jingle as they jiggle.

    (btw, apologies to any mature readers who happen to be GSSing today)

  14. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Man, the Hallmark Channel really jumped the shark.

  15. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Slay bells ring, are you listenin’?
    In the lane, blood is glistenin’
    A beautiful sight
    We’re thirsty tonight
    Walkin’ in a vampire wonderland

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Vampires usually have a cold body temp (almost typed “booty”!), it’s snowing, and she’s got an ill-fitting cardigan exposing most of her torso and hands.

    Vamp’s going to have to turn her just to keep her from dying of hypothermia.

    GSS to everyone today.

  17. Tor Mented Says:

    I’d just like to add that if you do a web search for “Santa Claus vs. Dracula,” you get a lot more hits than there should be.

  18. Emster Says:

    In the early stages of menopause, Mindy was having a serious hot flash. Normally she would have nothing to do with Larry the vampire, but for once those cold hands of his seemed worth risking neck punctures….

    @ARY: most excellent! GSS!

    Note: Neither of them looks very vampire-esque, but it’s Silhouette, so the bar is set pretty low to begin with.

  19. fred Says:

    Now for something much more believable.

  20. Bruce A Munro Says:

    That cover is so romance novel generic that it could be recycled endlessly.


  21. Leak Says:

    Who is this publisher, and why does it have almost the same logo as my glasses? o_O;

  22. Emster Says:

    @fred: aaaaaaaaah! seriously the scarier of the 2 covers…

  23. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Leak: Silhouette was a publishing line of Harlequin, so the tag is actually incorrect. Sing it with me: Blame Canada!

    Besides endless romance novels, they also brought us Laser Books and the Giant Floating Heads we see here. Which did amuse the bookstore clerk when I took them in to get rid of them. I don’t know if they’re reselling them or just recycled them, but at least I entertained the staff for a couple of days, which is always a good thing.

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