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Apr 19

Starburst. Unexplainably Juicy.

Raoul comments: Is that you, Doctor Manhattan?

Published 1977

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.50 out of 10)
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13 Responses to “Starburst”

  1. A. R. Yngve Says:

    THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN is back, and he is a cyborg!

  2. Steve S Says:

    First attempt at drone flying(on a very hot day) and he had already caused one accident.

  3. fred Says:

    It’s Forearm Man.

  4. NomadUK Says:

    Norman, co├Ârdinate!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLR2CD8zWtk

  5. Francis Boyle Says:

    Someone needs to try licking this to see if they got the flavours right.

  6. Tat Wood Says:

    If that’s the UK edition, presumably the American was called ‘Opel Fruit’. Good luck getting this out of your heads. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aoGpadGt1XQ

  7. Emster Says:

    @Tat: not only is that earworm stuck, my brain has decided it is “offal fruit”. So much for working thru budget figures today… safer to just reorganize the pencil drawer…

  8. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Have you ever been to one of those parties? Where you find yourself waking up half naked in the grass with no memory of where most of your clothes went to and a massive hangover? And while you’re trying to bury your face in the ground so the hellish sunlight doesn’t burn out your eyes, your boyfriend shows up and starts complaining that someone shaved his head and replaced his internal organs with 1970s electrical equipment while he was unconscious? Don’t you hate when that happens?

  9. JuanPaul Says:

    He’s part of the Coachella clean up crew.

  10. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Skinburst

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Her dress, the ground, and the sky are OK for a Starburst ad, but his big grayness there is Inexplicably Non-Juicy.

    @ARY: They seem to have missed getting his skeleton in proper orientation though. Giant scoliosis.

    @JuanPaul: GSS.

  12. MelMc Says:

    Someone should have thought twice about giving her an inexplicably rolled up dress the color of inflamed intestines when he’s got a hole in his stomach. This reads like the aftermath of a very strange accident.

    Insurance adjuster: “She says she was hit by what?”

  13. The Blue Are Coming Says:

    Androids don’t always dream of electric sheep.

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