Feb 28
Bibliomancer Comments: Apparently Jeff Jones can’t draw buttcracks either.
Published 1970
(Average: 4.29 out of 10)
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Bibliomancer Comments: Apparently Jeff Jones can’t draw buttcracks either.
Published 1970
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February 28th, 2024 at 12:21 pm
“This just isn’t working, dear. In future, let’s just stick to shower sex, shall we?”
February 28th, 2024 at 12:54 pm
I think we’re finisht here.
February 28th, 2024 at 1:04 pm
That was before ‘shipping forecast’ meant predicting how online fandoms would plan their slash. I assume her name’s ‘Lewis’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYcgK5Yjz3c and a full-length reading with pictures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnQ2Lk20n3U (curl up in bed for this – the first two and a half minutes is ‘Sailing By’, a piece known the world over as ‘why are you still awake?’)
But Finisterre’s been rebranded as Fitzroy for over twenty years. Apparently, there was a copyright dispute over the weather. Maybe there’s a sequel about Werewolves of South Utsire or Zombies of Rockall. (KIller Robots of Trafalgar’ has potential as a sequel to ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’.)
February 28th, 2024 at 1:31 pm
I wonder if these are fresh-water vampires who die when exposed to salt water.
Instead of crucifixes, vampire hunters hold up great big fish hooks.
I remember the terrible tragedy when a group of vampire hunters learned too late that sprinkling holy water doesn’t work very well underwater.
February 28th, 2024 at 1:59 pm
This SpongeBob novel seems inappropriate.
February 28th, 2024 at 2:25 pm
I have no idea what’s happened to the guy’s arm but I think it caused him to lose the will to live.
February 28th, 2024 at 3:44 pm
Written by Rex Dolphin. Peter Cushing seems as confused as I am about this cover.
https://moviesandmania.com/2013/02/05/peter-saxon-author/
February 28th, 2024 at 4:18 pm
(Sigh) These Faux-Zetta covers just make me wistful for the real deal.
GSS @Tor M (2)!
GSS @Mouseover text!
February 28th, 2024 at 4:21 pm
Dolphin? Butts? Dangit, my brain went here…
https://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=18028
Seems by 1987, artists were allowed to draw butt crack. I get the feeling Jeff would have really let loose if they’d let him. Lots of “creative shading” on his other cover works which are seriously fun.
February 28th, 2024 at 6:47 pm
Does the vampire (?) gal have a bunch of leg tattoos, or is that just part of the art style?
If you’re a vampire, aren’t you already pretty diabolical? I just don’t feel the fact that the vampires are part of a cult really adds much to the scary bit: would Saddam Hussein have been more alarming if he was also a Moonie?
@Bibliomancer: one of the worst gijinkas I’ve ever seen. Is that supposed to be Squidward? The “lost the will to live” thing does suggest him…
February 29th, 2024 at 1:19 am
@Bruce A Munro – thanks for making me explain what a “Moonie” was to my daughter, and why it is such a hilarious image.
March 1st, 2024 at 2:52 am
@B’man: Excellent comment. GSS!
I don’t recall vampires as being generally aquatic, but as they don’t need to breathe, I suppose it doesn’t matter. Since they were originally human beings, I’d expect her to have a butt crack on that badonkadonk, but if they don’t poop then it works out. I really don’t know where hers went; is this a peculiarity in this Diabolical Cult?
@Tat: I don’t know, Finisterre sounds more like a girl’s name and Lewis a boy’s.