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Mar 20

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Good Show Sir Comments: The Men Inside the Outfits on the Cover

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1973

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.75 out of 10)
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17 Responses to “The Men Inside”

  1. A. R. Yngve Says:

    I think that blurb was written on small pieces of paper, and then the editor just happened to sneeze.

    of earth’s
    the outcasts
    the world
    soul
    the darkness

    *AA-CHOO!!*


    the darkness

    the world
    soul
    of earth’s
    the outcasts

    *AAAA-CHOO!!*

    the outcasts of
    the world
    invade
    the darkness
    of earth’s
    soul

    “That’s it!”

  2. Francis Boyle Says:

    “Yeah it would be nice if we could have a disembodied head puking tomato sauce on there.”

    I’m starting to think that Barry N. was actively asking for terrible covers.

  3. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Banished to the catsup mines.

  4. A. R. Yngve Says:

    Again with the “Never before published” tagline!
    It means absolutely nothing!

    “Congratulations, it’s a girl! And… she’s never before born.”

    “We can offer this brand new model car! It’s… never before made.”

  5. Tat Wood Says:

    Richard Burton is thinking: My agent is SO fired…

    (PS: Shmebulock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WLI6iS3PRk)

  6. Daard23 Says:

    “We’ve got to come up with a new angle for Malzberg’s latest novel!”

  7. Ryan Says:

    “This cover illustration is both stupid and off-putting.”

    “Never mind, just put it on crooked.”

  8. fred Says:

    Ummmmmmmm,,,,well that’s…..something, Goodreads.

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2272097.The_Men_Inside

  9. Emster Says:

    @fred – thanks for that, now the cover makes even less sense (um – awesome!)

    @ryan – they probably got fired shortly thereafter

    @daard23 – ooch! GSS!

  10. Tor Mented Says:

    Woman at lower left: (Sings a selection from “The Mikado.”)
    Critic, center: “Uuuuuurk. Uh, sorry. I might have been able to take your singing, but this cover tilt gives me vertigo.”
    Richard Burton: “So this is why they handed me a mop.”

  11. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Another in the near-infinite series of “It’s SF, put some random surrealistic shit on the cover”. With the innovative “put it at a wacky angle” variant.

    No wonder the giant disembodied face is puking.

    Someone had a bad trip before painting this, and people who looked at this while on psychedelics would have a bad trip seeing it. Not good for 1973. Don’t take the brown acid.

  12. JJYoyo Says:

    It’s like Max Ernst did the illustrations for The Gallery of Regrettable Food
    http://lileks.com/institute/gallery/menucards/04salads/9.html

  13. Emster Says:

    @JJYoyo: I see how your mind connected the two, and I’m thoroughly amused.
    Every young enthusiastic 50’s housewife regretted being fooled into wasting their time on overly-decorative jelly-encased side dishes that disappointed/grossed out everyone. Were Betty and Jello in cahoots? Who thought encasing pieces of meat in jelly was a good idea in the first place? (I’m lookin’ at you, Spam…).

  14. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @jJJYoyo: LOL!

    @Emster: I am thankful that even though my mom housewifed through that era, she never put meat in Jello, because she was a woman of good taste. Really, never any protein in gelatin, just fruit, not even veggies.

  15. Bruce A Munro Says:

    I would swear jello with salad stuff in it was part of the school lunch in the early 80s, at least here in Albuquerque. It’s possibly my memory is conflating more than one dubious foodstuff.

    I think the Gallery(with which I’m quite familiar) is a little heavy handed at times: there’s some stuff there that looks quite edible even without factoring half a century of slowly fading and discoloring photographs. (Of course, then there are abominations like these: https://lileks.com/institute/gallery/knox/4.html )

  16. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: I do vaguely remember carrots, cucumbers, and the like in lime (always lime) jello in school, but mom didn’t commit that.

    Your point about fading photos is well taken, although just reading some of the “classic” recipes is enough to make one urp. The words alone are disgusting.

  17. Emster Says:

    @Bruce and @GSSxn – I was about to claim that Canada was the Land the Jello Forgot and we managed to escape unscathed, however I recall a short-lived fad of adding milk instead of water, so I have NO business mocking anyone else… PS that Klingon brain would be great at a theme party… hmmm…

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