Feb 17

HOOOOLLLLLLY CRAAAAAAAP... Who dressed you in purple?Click for full image

I don’t know where I’ve been for the past few days, but I found this written on the back of my hand: Blue black skin, golden eyes, brain tubes, explosions, horrified expression, spaced out look, glass dome head.

Oh wait, it’s just all the classic symptoms of reading a collection of Sci-Fi stories.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.75 out of 10)

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10 Responses to “SF.22”

  1. SI Says:

    Actually…. is the inside on that dome a clock? He’s been turned into a clock?

  2. CSA Says:

    I really don’t know… its hard to guess, especially given the list of short stories , possibly “The Time Wager” by John Kippax?

    None of those titles really sound like they involve a galaxy sized blue/black God with a glass domed head, who spends his eternity shouting (or singing opera?)

  3. SI Says:

    So that’s what people mean when they say a space opera? 😉

  4. Simon Says:

    Well if you can get past the Black and White Minstrel Show blacking up this is, in a dated pulpy way, really rather splendid.

    *Goes off for lie down*

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:


  6. Nix Says:

    Of course the man has been turned into a clock. Look at it more closely. It’s a negative of Albert Einstein, and this is a reference to relativity. (Honest guv.)

  7. chuffy Says:

    someone got an airbrush for xmas then

  8. Anna T. Says:

    This is not the kind of novelty clock that non-creepy people will buy and place in their homes.

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    So! Who’s ready to marathon the Star Wars movies in reverse order?

  10. JJYoyo Says:

    @Tag_Wizard: May I submit this cover for the “my head aplode ” tag?
    I know his blue head isn’t exactly exploding, but mine just might after seeing this atrocity.

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