Jan 10

Everyone knows male tyrants love caressing their nipples!Click for full image

John Comments: “Hey, all the hot water’s gone!”
Published 1978

Many thanks to John!

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.15 out of 10)

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19 Responses to “The Outer Fleet”

  1. Adam Roberts Says:

    ‘With a torso like this, who needs legs and genitals!’

  2. Adam Roberts Says:

    Also: does outer space have corners? Really?

  3. SI Says:

    What people don’t realise is that’s not actually shower. It’s in fact his breath freezing in the cold of space as he’s been jettisoned from his ship.

    Overall.. I don’t really think evil tyrant when I look at this.

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Cover art recycled from the book COSMIC YOGA FOR BEGINNERS.

  5. Phil Says:

    M.Matzkin, eh? No doubt married to Mme. Matzkin and father to Mlle. Matzkin.

    This could be one of the only instances of a book with its own in-vision sign language interpreter.

  6. Evad Says:

    Ruthless eh? Get this tyrant some ruth immediately.

    What’s that peg-thing on his left arm?

  7. Dalton H. Says:

    Its a bit hard to oppose a ruthless tyrant when your floating in the endless vacuum of space.

  8. Joe K Says:

    “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings. Look upon my nipples, ye mighty, and despair!”

  9. David H Says:

    It took a whole fleet to out the Ruthless Tyrant?
    So much for don’t ask, don’t tell.

  10. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Only one corner of remote outer space dares to oppose the ruthless tyrant of the galaxies.

  11. Kris Says:

    Zestfully Clean!

  12. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Breathe in… breathe out… conquer space…and relax.”

  13. Herm Says:

    Evad: it’s his thumb. He’s hitchhiking.

    I’m hoping he has his towel, preferably being used to cover his lower quarters. There’s really no excuse for a gentleman being jettisoned into space without one’s towel.

  14. Doug Says:

    Recycled from (or to) The Star Giant by Dorothy Skinkle.

  15. THX 1138 Says:

    Summoning up a truly epic Tarzan yell…

  16. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:


  17. JuanPaul Says:

    “Ayyy, bada-bing, bada-boom, I’m floatin’ in space.”

  18. B. Chiclitz Says:

    “Is it raining, or am I fucking floating in space with half my body gone?”

  19. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Dude, your boobs don’t stick out that far. You’re not the lady from “Sex Life of the Gods”.

    Is he using those extra-long thumbs to hitchhike to one corner of remote outer space?

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