May 12

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Richard Comments: Watching youtube videos of cats, Lucas Hutchman literally had his mind blown.
Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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20 Responses to “Ground Zero Man”

  1. Richard Palmer Says:

    I’ve not read the book yet (I think it had a slightly different version named ‘The Peace Machine), but as awful as the cover is, I think that it *does* contain elements relevant to the novel.

    Mind = blown.

  2. Ian Sales Says:

    Now that’s what you call a really bad zit…

  3. Jonesey Says:

    Advanced maths is enough to make your zits explode!!

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Why the nuclear-powered hearing aid never became a success.

  5. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I used to feel EXACTLY like that, in the moments before a math test.

  6. A.R.Yngve Says:

    Caught between a bomb and a hard equation.

  7. THX 1138 Says:

    NOW he wishes he’d climbed into the fridge beforehand.

  8. SI Says:

    As someone who has studied his fair share of maths this man must have got to the highest level of Maths exposure.

    Maths usually results in these issues:

    1. Bleeding from the nose
    2. Lowing of body temperature
    3. Drawing stick figures fighting
    4. A strong feeling of wanting to read a copy of the beano
    5. Vomiting
    6. Beer Drinking
    7. More Vomiting
    8. Playing that knife game like Bishop in Aliens, but with your genitals.
    9. Giving up on life in general
    10. Transferring to a History or English course

    And if maths continues:

    11. That scene from scanners when the guys head explodes.

  9. fred Says:

    I’m not sure. Is he from the House of Lords?

  10. Zycrow Says:

    I’d looove to turrrrnnnn yooooouuu oonnn

  11. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The Mushroom-Cloud Hair Club For Men
    For Today’s Scared-Silly Man!

  12. Dalton H. Says:

    Um…Blue Meanies?

  13. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Heinz’s New Critical Mass Flavour Beans produced uncharacteristic flatulence in some consumers.

  14. anon Says:

    That’s not ground. That’s partially faded.

  15. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “Oh my God! I dreamed that I was doing a really hard math test on the same day as Donald Trump was sworn in as President!”

  16. GSS noob Says:

    Yeah, calculus did that to me too, which is why I started as a science major and ended up in theatre (just guess my parents’ changing level of pride).

    @SI: Minus 4 and 8, it was just like that. You too?

  17. Bruce A Munro Says:

    Due to a math error, tiny aliens mistake man’s face for desert island, suitable for weapons testing.

  18. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: too bad he didn’t have a small dog to swallow up their invasion fleet.

  19. Bruce Munro Says:

    @GSS ex-noob: I have a small dog myself, but he’s old and lethargic enough that a pea-sized Death Star could probably fly by without him paying attention.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    @Bruce: yep, you’d need a young dog.

    My old cats no longer care about toys or flying bugs or, really, anything but food.

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