May 12
Richard Comments: Watching youtube videos of cats, Lucas Hutchman literally had his mind blown.
Published 1976
Richard Comments: Watching youtube videos of cats, Lucas Hutchman literally had his mind blown.
Published 1976
May 12th, 2011 at 9:08 am
I’ve not read the book yet (I think it had a slightly different version named ‘The Peace Machine), but as awful as the cover is, I think that it *does* contain elements relevant to the novel.
Mind = blown.
May 12th, 2011 at 9:30 am
Now that’s what you call a really bad zit…
May 12th, 2011 at 10:14 am
Advanced maths is enough to make your zits explode!!
May 12th, 2011 at 10:33 am
Why the nuclear-powered hearing aid never became a success.
May 12th, 2011 at 10:33 am
I used to feel EXACTLY like that, in the moments before a math test.
May 12th, 2011 at 10:34 am
Caught between a bomb and a hard equation.
May 12th, 2011 at 11:14 am
NOW he wishes he’d climbed into the fridge beforehand.
May 12th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
As someone who has studied his fair share of maths this man must have got to the highest level of Maths exposure.
Maths usually results in these issues:
1. Bleeding from the nose
2. Lowing of body temperature
3. Drawing stick figures fighting
4. A strong feeling of wanting to read a copy of the beano
5. Vomiting
6. Beer Drinking
7. More Vomiting
8. Playing that knife game like Bishop in Aliens, but with your genitals.
9. Giving up on life in general
10. Transferring to a History or English course
And if maths continues:
11. That scene from scanners when the guys head explodes.
May 12th, 2011 at 4:11 pm
I’m not sure. Is he from the House of Lords?
May 12th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I’d looove to turrrrnnnn yooooouuu oonnn
May 12th, 2011 at 7:21 pm
The Mushroom-Cloud Hair Club For Men
For Today’s Scared-Silly Man!
June 20th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Um…Blue Meanies?
September 22nd, 2015 at 5:24 pm
Heinz’s New Critical Mass Flavour Beans produced uncharacteristic flatulence in some consumers.
September 23rd, 2015 at 8:43 am
That’s not ground. That’s partially faded.
September 23rd, 2015 at 9:03 am
“Oh my God! I dreamed that I was doing a really hard math test on the same day as Donald Trump was sworn in as President!”
January 11th, 2017 at 2:22 am
Yeah, calculus did that to me too, which is why I started as a science major and ended up in theatre (just guess my parents’ changing level of pride).
@SI: Minus 4 and 8, it was just like that. You too?
December 29th, 2020 at 6:17 am
Due to a math error, tiny aliens mistake man’s face for desert island, suitable for weapons testing.
December 29th, 2020 at 11:03 pm
@Bruce: too bad he didn’t have a small dog to swallow up their invasion fleet.
December 30th, 2020 at 10:19 am
@GSS ex-noob: I have a small dog myself, but he’s old and lethargic enough that a pea-sized Death Star could probably fly by without him paying attention.
December 30th, 2020 at 11:50 pm
@Bruce: yep, you’d need a young dog.
My old cats no longer care about toys or flying bugs or, really, anything but food.